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1. ...and this right here son is called pornography, and it`s why they invented the internet.
   
2. My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
   
3. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
   
4. Sanity is so overrated. I mean, it`s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn`t want to live there....
   
5. Why do they ask you "Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who`s accent is so thick you can`t understand them?
   
6. Let’s all take a moment and be thankful spiders can’t fly.
   
7. I`m not crazy I`m just special! No wait maybe I am crazy.. One second, I have to talk to myself about this hold on...
   
8. I finally figured out how to get rid of that annoying sound in my car. I opened the door and pushed her out!!
   
9. Just saw someone eat a kit kat bar without breaking off each individual piece and now I can`t stop twitching.
   
10. im so hungry, im farting fresh air
    
11. Happiness is realizing you can have as many drinks as you want ... cause you`re not driving.
    
12. When the machines rise up against the humans, just pray to your God that you`re nowhere near a dildo factory.
    
13. A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab.
    
14. Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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