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1. I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
   
2. Grocery stores could save me a lot of time and effort by adding an “All the stuff you can microwave” aisle.
   
3. Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too.
   
4. The only candy I crush are empty cold ones.
   
5. Kleptomaniacs always take things literally.
   
6. Dear New Years Resolutions People; You don`t have to wait for the New Year to get your sh*t together and become a better person.
   
7. May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I`m considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.
   
8. It takes patience to listen, it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
   
9. Roses are red, violets are blue, sandwiches are tasty, rhyming is hard
   
10. Today I caught myself thinking of you and smiling... but it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
    
11. The wife almost caught me browsing on Facebook, but I quickly clicked over to a porn site. That was close.
    
12. Considering that dogs pee to mark territory, they probably think humans are constantly battling over who gets to claim the toilet.
    
13. I had a wet dream about you last night. Yeah, I was drowning you in a lake.
    
14. Just called my own voicemail and left messages until the memory was full. People can`t leave messages now. That`s the kind of genius I am.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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