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Wednesday January 08, 2025


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  1. Sometimes my neighbors love my music so much that they invite the police to listen.
  2. Condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she`ll get your paychecks.
  3. I`m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar.
  4. Hard butter is the devil.
  5. In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget.
  6. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
  7. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
  8. The bottle of Pepto Bismol say’s 4 out of every 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one of them enjoys it?
  9. My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "It`s not working. I cant take it anymore, I`m going to moms" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold, WTF is she talking about?
  10. If your parachute doesn`t deploy don`t worry, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
  11. This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China.
  12. I consider "Not Dishwasher Safe" to be more of a challenge than a warning.
  13. Cleaning a house while toddlers are in it is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
  14. Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.




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