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1. If you think you aren`t creative, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
   
2. When a woman asks you to guess her age, it`s like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb
   
3. Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess
   
4. 2 can keep a secret if one of them is dead...
   
5. You would never know I had a college degree if you saw how many times I tried to push when it says pull.
   
6. You know what’s worse than slow internet? NOTHING.
   
7. Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he will come home with 4. Send a woman to the store to get 5 items she will come home with 54. Its science.
   
8. How come there`s never enough dirt to refill the hole even after you`ve put the body in? Asking for a friend
   
9. If I drop my food on a plane, and we change time zones at the same time, do I receive an additional hour to the 5 second rule?
   
10. I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos.
    
11. I wish that we lived in a world where a chicken could cross the road without getting its motives questioned.
    
12. I once dated a woman who thought windmills were solar powered. I`m so glad I don`t drink anymore.
    
13. Campers: Nature`s way of feeding mosquitoes.
    
14. We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.......
    
    
    
    
    
    

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