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If you figure me out I want an explanation.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn`t hire stupid people......
Dad: Son its a fact that masturbation can lead to blindness. Me: Dad... Im over here ..
Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to get in shape and you answer "revenge" it will raise a couple eyebrows.
The filling in this fortune cookies tastes like paper...
No YouP*rn… I do not want to play poker, I’m at work for crying out loud.
Matt Damon is set to play an all-action version of Jesus in his new Easter based Biblical film, "Bourne Again Christian".
My new year`s resolution is to stop making new year`s resolutions.
The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30.
The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behavior
They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken.
Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough!
In my defense Your Honor, I thought she had been stung by a jellyfish.