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Friday March 29, 2024



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  1. The word "Lovers" bums me out unless it`s between the words "Meat" and "Pizza".
  2. Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
  3. Most people decide to have scramble eggs immediately after thinking: "I`ll just flip this omelette"
  4. Got a little too much sun today. I knew I should have closed the blinds.
  5. thinks that drinking beer is the second-most satisfying thing a guy can do for himself with one hand.
  6. Of course you don’t think you’re ignorant! That’s the definition of ignorance!
  7. I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
  8. Of course you have a right to your own opinion. Just like I have a right to tell you to shove it up your a$$.
  9. I`m afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating.
  10. Story of my life : 1. i wake up .... 2. i go to school.... 3. i see a girl .... 4. i run to her and kiss her.... Actually, the right order is 2,3,4,1 ..
  11. My parents say I was an unplanned child, which probably explains why my life isn`t going to plan.
  12. OMG guys!! im so happy!! the doctors just gave me a jacket so im always hugging myself!!
  13. I think I’m going to take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it…
  14. If I had a time machine, I`d just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more.