Thursday June 30, 2022

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  1. Still waiting for a Discovery Channel "How It`s Made" episode on babies.
  2. My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.
  3. Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets I`m like HOLY CRAP I`M OUTSIDE.
  4. LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy.
  5. Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired.
  6. I found my wife through online dating. So, she`s definitely got some explaining to do!
  7. "Wow, that Hungry Man TV dinner sure lives up to its name!" said no hungry man ever.
  8. I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everest…just not more than I don’t want to.
  9. My neighbor`s facebook movie is just a montage of me caught on surveillance video, stealing his newspaper every morning.
  10. If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it`s considered responsible. But if you do that with your gf, it`s called "cheating."
  11. Facebook posts with 12 hashtags, who the f*ck are you trying to reach?
  12. Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching.
  13. My husband picks fights with me like he doesn`t even value half of all his assets.
  14. Is there any way to really know how many camouflage shirts are in your house?