Tuesday March 21, 2023

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  1. Whoever named the seesaw probably didn’t get another chance to name stuff.
  2. I like to imagine that braille on random public signs often says: “How did you know this was here?”
  3. Why isn’t “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?
  4. The guy who invented wet t-shirt contests probably has no idea that shirts can just be taken off.
  5. A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
  6. "Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you." -Honest spam
  7. Irons are like 1000 degrees, who`s bright idea was it to make an ironing board the flimsiest contraption ever made?
  8. When life hands you lemons it should only remind you to buy more tequila, life is as simple as that.
  9. Who picks up a seeing eye dogs poop?
  10. By thigh gap you mean the distance between the KFC and my mouth right.
  11. Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
  12. Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, “try not to act like a criminal, try not to act like a criminal”
  13. Her profile said she was a stone cold freak. Turns out she was just a wrestling fan with bad capitalization skills. :(
  14. Friends who buy you food are friends for life.