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1. The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
   
2. “What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.” ~Mario
   
3. There is no such thing as a stupid question, but there are such things as stupid people who ask questions.
   
4. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it takes up a lot more hard drive space.
   
5. Please don`t post pictures of cats on my FB wall. I am allergic.
   
6. Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats
   
7. My bank is the worst. They`re charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can`t even afford to be broke.
   
8. That awkward moment when a comment gets more “likes” than your status.
   
9. Sometimes I just open up the cabinet and let the Tupperware hit me in the face on purpose.
   
10. Rap Music is like Scissors…It always loses to Rock.
    
11. Is it bad when I´m talking to myself and I´m not even listening?
    
12. Here’s a joke for all you mind readers out there…
    
13. Everyone sends text like "good morning sunshine", so I texted "good morning solar eclipse" ... Yeah, don`t do that.
    
14. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… After I finish laughing.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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