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Wednesday May 29, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. Why do people say ”I saw it with my own eyes.” Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
  2. My boss hates "yes" men and I have to agree with him.
  3. have you ever been like "what`s the day today? ... no i mean the like the number".
  4. I DON`T UNDERSTAND IT! WHY THE F*CK WOULD SOMEBODY BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON - Never mind, I found it.
  5. The recipe I am making says to chill for 30 minutes so I`m sitting back and having a margarita!
  6. To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes a great Subway sandwich.
  7. Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?.....just asking for a friend.
  8. People who make really bad decisions are always like "I have the worst luck"
  9. Do you think that the guy that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
  10. that awkward moment when a bug or fly lands on your computer screen in your first reaction is to scare it away with the cursor.
  11. I hate when I explain how awesome I am to someone and they pretend to not be impressed.
  12. Sorry I ordered a salad and then ate all your fries.
  13. Sorry I missed your call ... I was to busy singing and dancing to the ringtone
  14. A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public.