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Tuesday February 18, 2025



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
  2. My favorite part of the day? The food part.
  3. Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don`t make a right. Tomorrow I`m going to try three.
  4. You`d think my neighbors could have the decency to ignore me back.
  5. If you feel down because you had a bad day! Chin up! Tomorrow is another day and the worst has yet to come!
  6. Facebook is cheaper than therapy, twice as effective & you can do it naked.
  7. If you think I wrote this status update in the nude, you`re wrong. I`m wearing a sombrero and a candy necklace.
  8. Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you`ll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief
  9. Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can`t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
  10. The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world.
  11. Having a bad day? Imagine a T-Rex trying to masturbate. you`re welcome.
  12. Next time you`re in a hospital elevator, calmly ask a stranger if they know what floor you should get off at for infectious diseases.
  13. Living with a child is like using a blender with no lid...
  14. Bored? Simply send a text to a random number saying "I`m pregnant"