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Monday December 05, 2022



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. Just tried to pay for my McDonalds with a hug, it didn`t work. Don`t believe the rumors.
  2. Benefits of dating me: 1. You`re the smart one
  3. Little to no thought was put into this status.
  4. I`m not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing!!
  5. If you think your wife has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes. Not the best idea a man ever had ;)
  6. stupidity is a privelege entitled to everyone but you my dear are abusing this right
  7. There’s literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house.
  8. I wish more events in life involved dumping a cooler full of Gatorade on people.
  9. I feel sorry for people who don`t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
  10. I`m sorry if I come across as crude, outspoken, and opinionated. That`s only because I am crude, outspoken, and opinionated.
  11. According to WebMD, MedicineNet, Healthline, Mayo Clinic, Symptom Checker, NetDoctor, MedlinePlus, Johns Hopkins and InfoMedNet, I`m OCD.
  12. You know why it`s called almond milk? Cuz you can`t say nut juice with a straight face
  13. I hate it when I fill my blowup doll with helium and then she plays hard to get...
  14. Sometimes I wish my dog could talk…then I remember all the things he has seen me do when I’m alone.