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1. Anyone else immediately turn down the car radio the second you think you might be lost?
   
2. The only thing worse than dramatic girls facebook statuses…dramatic guys Facebook statuses.
   
3. Do you ever get that feeling that you are being watched? Because if it is bothering you, I can stop.
   
4. These techno songs last longer than my first marriage
   
5. I`m surprised more killers haven`t lured their victims into their houses by blind folding them and promises of being on a febreze commercial
   
6. Have you ever laid down in bed and start thinking.. Where the hell are my pants!!??
   
7. Don`t worry about old age, it doesn`t last that long.
   
8. i hate it when other people hate the person i hate!!!
   
9. You’re really not as bad as people say. You’re much, much worse.
   
10. A recent report shows that people who smoke weed get into 85% fewer car crashes than drunk people. Obviously. It`s a lot easier to see what`s coming when you`re only driving at eleven miles an hour.
    
11. People keep mistaking my "wow"s for compliments.
    
12. Im out like a fat kid playing dodge ball
    
13. I thought "twerking" was short for "networking". I really embarrassed myself while giving that presentation to the company`s Board of Directors.
    
14. I wouldn`t want to fly Virgin. Who`d want to fly an airline that doesn`t go all the way?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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