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1. What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
   
2. The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
   
3. Doctor: How is your headache? Me: She is fine.
   
4. Apparently Home Depot`s slogan of "You can do it; We can help" doesn`t apply to masturbation.
   
5. People who say `expresso` instead of `espresso,` may I axe you to please stop? Thanx.
   
6. Whoever said, "All men are created equal", has obviously never been to a nude beach
   
7. The funniest thing about this Facebook status is by the time you realize it doesn`t say anything important, it`s to late for you to stop reading it ... sucker
   
8. Went for a mile run today. Stupid Ice Cream Man just kept driving even though I was waving my money in the air!
   
9. Time to clean the house. Good thing I took that delegation class at work and I have 2 kids. This is going to be fun
   
10. The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google what they call you when it ends badly
    
11. Have you tried complaining about it for hours?
    
12. Teacher: Have a seat! Student: Thanks! *picks up the chair and leaves* -- (°_°)
    
13. Work is one long game of back and forth emails with cleverly disguised f*ck you`s.
    
14. Saw a chameleon today, so I`m assuming it wasn`t a very good one.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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