Monday December 05, 2022

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  1. If I like you, I’ll let you hold the TV remote when we watch TV. If I love you, I won’t take the batteries out of it beforehand.
  2. Today is one of those “yeah, I’m not getting anything done” kind of days.
  3. To drink, or not to drink?...what a stupid question!
  4. Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni… That folks, is what drugs do to you.
  5. The scariest US president was Rushmore, because he had 4 heads
  6. I go to a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.
  7. As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ulgy ass hole in a bar.
  8. A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up alongside him and say, “It’s okay, I think we lost him.”
  9. I don’t understand shark movies I mean just get out of the water.
  10. Instead of laughing my a$$ off, I`m going to start laughing my stomach off. I`d rather lose that.
  11. Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don`t do it.
  12. I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow, but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine.
  13. My boss told me "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume
  14. The problem with reality is that there’s no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is about to happen.