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1. Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
   
2. I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
   
3. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
   
4. The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day.
   
5. if your happy and you know it ---thank your ex
   
6. Renewed my "Man Card" today, by going out in the cold, drizzly weather to cut firewood. In other news, police are investigating sightings of a chainsaw wielding maniac in the my area. I hope the catch that nut job!
   
7. Flies are everywhere, unfortunately the second I grab the fly swatter, they turn into ninjas.
   
8. The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF!
   
9. Mary had a little lamb,,the midwife fainted
   
10. I am as lazy as the guy who designed the Japanses Flag
    
11. According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid...
    
12. Very little scares me. So does very big.
    
13. My resume is really just a list of things I never want to do again.
    
14. A guy had his whole left side torn off, the doctor said he`s all right.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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