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1. I`m a really nice guy before you get to know me.
   
2. If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?
   
3. Tire rotation? Nice try, mechanic! I rotated my tires like a thousand times on the drive over here.
   
4. I DON`T UNDERSTAND IT! WHY THE F*CK WOULD SOMEBODY BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON - Never mind, I found it.
   
5. I never forget a breast, I mean face. I never forget a face.
   
6. You have your whole life to be an a$$hole...are you trying to use it all up in one day?
   
7. Joggers always give each other a little nod when they pass, just like fat guys in a buffet line.
   
8. Inviting a friend to play Candy Crush Saga is like hosting an intervention and providing the crack.
   
9. Do gun manuals haue a trouble shooting section?
   
10. I know some of you would find it hard to believe, but I don`t say everything that pops into my head. I don`t think the average person could handle it.
    
11. Porn teaches kids an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
    
12. There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
    
13. Hi you`ve reached my voicemail,,, Please leave your name, number and a damn good reason why this conversation couldn`t be done over text
    
14. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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