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1. I have to be careful what I say online because my kids might find out how cool I am and want to start hanging out with me.
   
2. No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
   
3. Attention fuels immaturity
   
4. Often I convince myself I enjoy the company of other humans. Then I spend time with them and remember I don`t.
   
5. My daughter wants to know when the hamster we "planted" in the garden will start growing.
   
6. I`d rather have my arms fall off than make two trips carrying in groceries.
   
7. No toilet paper.. goodbye socks
   
8. Wisdom for the day is , hot cheetos are not breakfast.
   
9. Some young men are like bottles of wine. They need to be tended to carefully & given time to mature; which is why I keep a few in my cellar.
   
10. Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
    
11. I don`t run away from my problems. That`s immature. I ignore them.
    
12. The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
    
13. So Apple is gonna buy Beats by Dr. Dre... I guess "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" doesn`t apply to technology?
    
14. Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention Morons!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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