Sunday March 03, 2024

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  1. 79% of accidents happen in the home....... Finally, good news for the homeless
  2. Muffins – for people who don’t have the guts to order cake for breakfast.
  3. My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying ~ don`t run into anyone you know.
  4. I forgot to make a resolution, so I`m pretty much going to just write out everything I did last night and add the word "stop" to the beginning.
  5. In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am...
  6. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it´s still on the list.
  7. I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.
  8. For fun, I steal my married friends phones & change my name to `Brandy from the club` then repeatedly call them & hang up at 3am.
  9. I just lost another hour trying to figure out how to reset the clock in my car.
  10. Nothing stops a yawn faster than a dog trying to lick inside your mouth.
  11. In retrospect, I suppose "harder" wasn`t the best choice of a safe word.
  12. Your 15 second video will start after this 30 min. commercial...
  13. My coworkers sending dirty messages to other coworkers when I leave my computer unlocked is why I have trust issues. ... and dates.
  14. If 3 people have sex, it`s called a 3-some. If 2 people have sex, it`s called a 2-some. I guess we now know why they call you HAND-some.