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Tuesday January 31, 2023



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  1. Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
  2. For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
  3. I think the spork would have caught on better if they called it "a forkin` spoon!"
  4. People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don`t want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."
  5. I didn`t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  6. To those of you who received a book from me as a Christmas present: just to let you know that they are due back at the library tomorrow.
  7. there`s a fine line between "cocky" and "confidence"...and it just so happens I have perfect balance!
  8. Neighbor said hi again. I`m just gonna move
  9. Why is the jolly Green giant so damn jolly
  10. A fun part of your 40s is waking up thinking you`re hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
  11. Tomorrow I`m going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence
  12. You´re never too old to learn something stupid.
  13. No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
  14. Sometimes people don`t notice or appreciate the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. Then they are like, “Why don’t you stalk me anymore”