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1. Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?
   
2. A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
   
3. You know you`re a bad driver when Siri says, " In 400 feet, stop and let me out".
   
4. Netflix should double as a dating site and be like "here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."
   
5. I think all priuses are gay transformers living here on earth
   
6. Admit it...Life yould be boring without me.
   
7. Last year I won a $50 gift card to Chili`s at a Christmas raffle. ...... This year I`ve decided my Secret Santa gift is going to be a $14.37 gift card to Chili`s.
   
8. You`re the reason why I believe in condoms.
   
9. People who don`t understand sarcasm are awesome.
   
10. Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I`d like to read a medication bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness".
    
11. I hate it when I`m trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera.
    
12. Next time I go to Hooters I`m ordering milk.
    
13. Apparently telling the airline stewardess that airplane food is "da bomb dat hijacked my tastebuds" is not considered a compliment......
    
14. The best time to re-examine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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