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Tuesday February 18, 2025



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning.
  2. I read "Do not believe everything you read." Now I`m not sure whether to believe this or not.
  3. Remember way back when the only thing that was annoying on your feed were game requests?
  4. Yeah, you go ahead and climb that mountain "because it`s there", I am going to eat this Pizza "because it`s here"................................
  5. My dream job would be the Karma delivery service
  6. you know what sucks about being a "chubby guy"....when your girlfriend wants to play with YOUR boobs :)
  7. That awkward moment when the majority of people think your status is stupid.
  8. Sometimes Google should just come back with an answer that says, `Trust me, you don`t want to know.`
  9. The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I`m home alone and my power goes out.
  10. why do people with bad teeth always have a smile on there face
  11. Telling people your phone is gonna die, But you really just don’t want to text them.
  12. If your dog is fat it means that you don`t get enough exercise.
  13. The ultimate home security system is just having crappy stuff.
  14. My credit score is so bad I have started receiving pre-declined credit card offers