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Monday September 09, 2024


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  1. Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
  2. If you’re gonna flip out on your Facebook, don’t delete it all the next day. Some of us still want to share your meltdown with our friends.
  3. Don`t play stupid with me! I`m better at it.
  4. I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
  5. Dont piss me off...I`ll give your number to all the kids and tell them it`s Santa`s hot line!
  6. My buddy asked me the other night if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him that I`m married now and that`s where I sleep.
  7. If my girl didn`t want me to wear her new Christmas thong, she shouldn`t have said she bought it "for me." Women are confusing.
  8. Whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never received any d!ck pics
  9. If anyone is interested, I’ll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 1:00 PM until I’m escorted out by security.
  10. Well I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I`d say my people skills are improving.
  11. Getting my kids to the airport always feels like I`m recreating the first 10 minutes of "Home Alone."
  12. Falling out of bed the fun way. Oh wait, there isn`t a fun way....
  13. I went to see the doctor today for my annual check-up. The good news is the he says I`m healthy as a horse. The bad news is he uses large farm animals to
  14. Don`t be afraid of a few extra pounds, fat people are much harder to kidnap.




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