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- Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have booze and snacks in your purse.
- Just woke up next to my bed. Not sure if I fell out or didn`t quite make it in.
- Gym Update: Not there.
- I thought I wanted to get married again. Then I laughed and remembered why I shouldn`t think.
- The awkward moment when you look both ways down a one way street.
- What idiot named them nostrils instead of scent vents?
- I ate a shepherd`s pie for lunch. He was pretty upset about it.
- I hear boomerangs are making a comeback.
- When people have cars as their profile picture I automatically presume they are a transformer.
- Well, all I have to say is TGIF. (Post this on any day but Friday to get comments)
- When you leave store without buying anything and all you can think is `keep calm, you`re innocent`.
- I`m perfect you adjust.
- Dude, I see you are enjoying a cold Bud Light Lime-a-Rita .... I`m going to assume that`s your smart car parked outside.
- Does running out of money count as exercise?