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Thursday June 30, 2022



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  1. I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts.
  2. The toughest part of a job interview is finding the exact right moment to go in for the kiss.
  3. It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Maybe it`s the washer and not the dryer that steals the socks.
  5. You know when you`re exercising and feel like you could keep going and going? That`s happening to me, only with beer.
  6. The Never Ending Story should`ve been a movie about a phone call from my Mother
  7. The good thing about "poking" on Facebook, no babies are created.
  8. Been there, done that. Hypothetically
  9. The Theory of Relativity: Time moves more slowly when you are with your relatives.
  10. If my body is EVER found dead on a designated jogging trail.. Just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.. :|
  11. My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside.
  12. Have you ever held your money and thought "I hope this hasn´t been up a stripper´s butt"
  13. I didn’t sell my soul to the devil….we worked out a rent-to-own deal.
  14. I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.