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1. At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I’m forty. I have one.
   
2. I learned how to kiss passionately by practicing on my hand, but now it just uses me for sex.
   
3. Yes I`m still bitter about my name not being mentioned in "Mambo No. 5"
   
4. I just found handcuffs, a whip and a mask in my girlfriend’s bedroom. I can’t believe she’s a super hero.
   
5. Childless people wondering what it`s like to have some kiddos? Make a lovely healthy breakfast. Take it and throw it all over the floor.
   
6. Some people are like water balloons, they’re more fun when you throw them out the window.
   
7. I like to think I`m special, because the thought of idiots like me existing in large numbers is f*cking terrifying.
   
8. Sex is like pizza, if you`re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the f*ck you`re doing
   
9. I was being taught to use some machinery today, and I was quizzed as to the rules of it`s use. When asked what the first rule is I responded, "You do not talk about Fight Club."
   
10. Hooray ! My face book film has been nominated for an Academy Award
    
11. I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!
    
12. I found that 99% of the time, when I`m not listening, just saying "that`s some bullshi*t" makes them happy.
    
13. Crossfit is the healthiest way to get rid of your friends.
    
14. You can’t please everyone, so you might as well just concentrate on me.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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