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Tuesday February 18, 2025



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. The worst time to need to sneeze is when you’re driving. The worst time to need to pee it when you’re driving and need to sneeze.
  2. Let`s run away together.. Lol jk, I don`t run anywhere.
  3. Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she’s laughing at your junk.
  4. No matter what the product, a good way to throw off an aggressive salesman is to interrupt him and ask, “Yes, but does it work on cats?”
  5. Yoga pants are just push up bras for your butt.
  6. If I wasn`t supposed to have vodka for breakfast they shouldn`t have made it taste so good with orange juice.
  7. At work, sometimes I secretly brew decaf coffee in the normal pot so that everyone else works at my pace.
  8. LSD makes users lose weight` That makes sense, it`s kinda hard to get to the fridge when there`s a dragon guarding it.
  9. If I drop my food on a plane, and we change time zones at the same time, do I receive an additional hour to the 5 second rule?
  10. As i get older i realize I do a LOT more YOGA...attempting to tie my shoelaces
  11. YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
  12. The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful.
  13. The feeling you get when a woman asks you to guess her age is like wondering whether to cut the blue wire or the green wire when defusing a bomb.
  14. The quality of a good neighbour is not seeing them often.