Tuesday January 31, 2023

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  1. To error is human, to forgive is divine, to keep your damn mouth shut is much appreciated.
  2. ALCOHOL! Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so.
  3. Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
  4. I drink one glass of red wine a day for my health. The rest of the bottle is because I like being drunk.
  5. Life is like a box of chocolates and you`re on a diet so you can`t even enjoy it.
  6. I don`t speak Spanish, but I`m pretty sure "Dora" means "annoying"
  7. Good news I passed my drug test today. But now my drug dealer has some explaining to do.
  8. I hate it when I think I`m buying organic vegetables and I get home to discover they`re just regular doughnuts.
  9. Behind that fat girl is a beautiful woman...No seriously, she`s in the way.
  10. I was standing in front of the mirror earlier, admiring my six pack for hours. But it got really warm so I put it back in the fridge.
  11. All fortune cookies should just read, "You will have diarrhea for the next 24 hours.
  12. Scent is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
  13. Improve your day by ordering coffee in the voice you use for your pets.
  14. You know you had a good night when your first call the next morning is from the bank making sure your card wasn`t stolen.