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Wednesday May 29, 2024



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  1. There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
  2. Grocery stores could save me a lot of time and effort by adding an “All the stuff you can microwave” aisle.
  3. Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. Sometimes you understand nothing, and still you say..."I Agree".....!
  4. I only drank twice last week....Once for three days and once for four days
  5. Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they`re stabbing it? No? How about now?
  6. stupidity is a privelege entitled to everyone but you my dear are abusing this right
  7. There is literally no way of knowing how many chameleons are in your house.
  8. I know there are some people we say were dropped on their heads as babies. But there are others that were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window.
  9. People think I`m crazy because I talk to my cat. What am I supposed to do? Just ignore him when he asks me a question?
  10. When I was a kid, I told my parents I was going to make something of myself. I think they are getting impatient.
  11. Like if you really googled to see if that kid really died from masturbating
  12. Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn`t have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get
  13. The phrase “Ignore it and it will go away.” does NOT apply to being chased by a dozen cop cars.....trust me on this one.
  14. Does anybody know how to disable the autocorrect feature on my wife ?