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1. Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies.
   
2. Nothing like responsibility to ruin a perfectly good day.
   
3. I order all my food with extra gluten.
   
4. I`m confused, oh wait, maybe I`m not.
   
5. Blessed are they who can just read it and move on.
   
6. Lol at birds that walk places.
   
7. Whats the best part about dating a homeless chick, ..... You can drop her off anywhere
   
8. m for Monday t for Tuesday wtf Wednesday Thursday Friday get it wtf
   
9. Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last month, but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway.
   
10. The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
    
11. I don’t care how loud I’m laughing, I’m having fun and you’re not.
    
12. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
    
13. It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering.
    
14. No really I`m fine, I have drugs and alcohol to block out reality, but thanks anyway...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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