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1. I miss the days when minding your own business was a thing.
   
2. Designated drivers just drive me to drink.
   
3. You health nuts are gonna feel real stupid when you`re laying in the hospital dying of nothing.
   
4. We live in a society that`s the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones.
   
5. Don`t be sad laundry, nobody`s doing me either.
   
6. I chose the wrong fork in the road, took the road less travelled and got off the beaten path and now I don`t know where the hell I am.
   
7. No toilet paper.. goodbye socks
   
8. Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face...
   
9. I’ve got bad news: Today is not Friday, Tomorrow is not Friday, Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
   
10. Best thing = Waking up, looking in your refrigerator and seeing a pizza box.
    
11. Can anyone tell me how to become a illegal immigrant, their benefits are undeniably more superior to our own.
    
12. If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
    
13. Its better to have loved and lost, then stay with that psyco for one more sec
    
14. Relationship has 12 letters, but then again so does alcohollllll
    
    
    
    
    
    

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