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1. I have a feeling I already know which direction my "Get rich or die trying" lifestyle is headed.
   
2. Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls.
   
3. I order all my food with extra gluten.
   
4. Can someone else be a sex symbol today? ... My good T-shirt is still in the wash...
   
5. My wife is amazing in bed. She can fall asleep immediately no matter how loud the TV is on.
   
6. I don`t have to run faster than the lion, I just have to run faster than you.
   
7. Shout out to good looking women who date unattractive men who aren`t rich, thanks for keeping hope alive.
   
8. My mom says I`m special.
   
9. I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.
   
10. Ladies and Gentleman, I’ve traveled a long way, crossed many bridges, fought my way through countless obstacles, all to bring you this one sad truth about life. There’s never enough beer.
    
11. The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie apocalypse is that zombies don`t care if you get the last iPad Mini.
    
12. Darn right I’m good in bed. ...I can sleep for days.
    
13. Everyone sends text like "good morning sunshine", so I texted "good morning solar eclipse" ... Yeah, don`t do that.
    
14. Somebody just gave me a free air guitar..... No strings attached
    
    
    
    
    
    

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