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Tuesday February 18, 2025



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  1. " a fool and his money ----- are never around when you need a loan......"
  2. I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done.
  3. Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring ... so I go back to being me. ;)
  4. The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  5. Whoever said "Lets do that" in the meeting for the pop-tarts without frosting, should be fired
  6. You can stay, but your clothes must go.
  7. According to this bathroom stall,,, my ex changed her number again.
  8. Each day is a gift, but some days are socks and underwear
  9. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
  10. Guys, if she says she`s crazy, she`s harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue.
  11. Happiness is realizing you can have as many drinks as you want ... cause you`re not driving.
  12. I fear the day when our kids would look at old you tube videos of us doing the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style and think what a retarded generation ours was.
  13. There are many different ways one can save energy. I normally use the couch.
  14. My Facebook account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password.