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Thursday June 30, 2022



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. Every time i see a person kneeling over tying their shoe, i run up behind them and hop over them to try and get a game of leapfrog going.
  2. I would like to discuss tennis but I wouldn`t want to cause a racket
  3. The real reason I`m not a superhero.... Pockets, I need my pockets.
  4. If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
  5. From what I can gather, men hit their sexual peak around age 18. And women hit theirs as soon as the divorce is final.
  6. Was going to watch the presidential inauguration today, but found something more interesting on a different channel. Watched "How cow farts affect the ozone layer" on The Science channel.
  7. Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone I will look at them shocked and just quietly whisper.... "You can see me?"
  8. Don`t sugar-coat it, I`ll just lick that off....
  9. I told my family that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle…So, they got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine.
  10. Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
  11. Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like.
  12. The toughest decision I will make today is bottle or draft.
  13. I love you Mario, but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of.
  14. They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.