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1. I hate grocery shopping. That`s why I just steal a full cart when somebody turns away. I never know what I`m getting, but it sure is faster.
   
2. My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
   
3. It`s called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I`d of sent a bloody letter
   
4. the WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly
   
5. People assume I’m smart when they see my glasses case. Then they see that I use it to store a Snickers bar and they recognize my true genius.
   
6. You can learn a lot about a woman by watching her load a gun.
   
7. Let`s fix the obesity problem AND improve eye-hand coordination by replacing vending machines with claw machines, make people earn snacks.
   
8. Awww, look. My middle finger likes you!
   
9. Teacher: Why are you late!? Me: There was a man who lost a $100 bill..Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it? Me: No, I was standing on it until he f*cked off.
   
10. Dear Carly Simon, Yes I am so vain that I do think that song is about me.
    
11. Do I misuse contractions? Yes, but it`s what it`s.
    
12. I was born at a very early age.
    
13. I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....
    
14. My girlfriend is about to do this ice water bucket challenge. She don`t know yet though she`s still in bed
    
    
    
    
    
    

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