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1. I`m kind of clueless about pop culture. I thought "Hogwarts" was an STD
   
2. I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
   
3. The roof of my mouth just healed from that Hot Pocket I had in 2003.
   
4. Momma left strict instructions to knock you out.
   
5. My theory on housework is, if the item doesn´t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be.
   
6. Every pizza is a personal pizza, if you try hard and believe in yourself.
   
7. I got a lot more sleep back when phones were only used for calling people.
   
8. Why non-smokers don`t take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me
   
9. It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much shit to carry.
   
10. I’ll need a weekend to recover from this weekend.
    
11. All my passwords are protected by amnesia.
    
12. OMG, what a day I had. If Monday was a guy, I`d punch him in the throat!
    
13. Living out of your car isn`t so bad if you keep telling yourself you`re "on tour"
    
14. The only solution to a problem is to find the source and Kill it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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