Sunday March 03, 2024

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  1. Having a contest with my couch and my washing machine to see who has more money. So far I`m in 3rd.
  2. The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
  3. You can look at some people and instantly know they’re only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.
  4. Girls must buy $500 purses just to impress other girls. No guy has ever said "Bro, she was ugly...but that purse...
  5. Just finished my first book yesterday. 450 pages. Man, that was a lot of coloring...
  6. I use awkward numerical range description anywhere between 13 and 4 times a day.
  7. Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face....damn kids and thier sharpies.
  8. My date just saved me tons of money by simply saying, "no, I don`t want to be your valentine and stop texting me!"
  9. It`s Sunday or as I like to call it, "No pants day".
  10. Just bent over to pick up a beer that rolled out of the fridge and realized yoga is exhausting
  11. Ahhh, the 4th of July. The day where trips to hospital start with the words "Hold my beer and watch this!"
  12. Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough!
  13. If you needed to wear camouflage in a gingerbread house, would you wear ginger snaps?
  14. My method of going "offline" in FB chat is to just ignore you.