Monday December 05, 2022

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  1. That`s weird, all this time I thought the Birds and the Bees was a dance from the 50`s.
  2. Those kids in the Trix commercials were real jerks. Why couldn’t they just share their cereal with the rabbit?
  3. Currently helping my girlfriend look for her chocolates that I ate 5 hours ago...
  4. My brain is giving me the silent treatment today.
  5. Proposing to a woman isn’t like choosing a life-long business partner. It’s more like hiring your own boss.
  6. I hate it when my fat makes me look fat.
  7. Does Facebook have a “You’re not smart enough to be talking about politics” button?
  8. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing aggravates them so much. But if you really want to piss them off tell them you will pray for their souls.
  9. I just did a bunch of crunches and curls. There were Nestle Crunches and cheese curls, but still. I`m exhausted.
  10. Geez....Why do they only make hand creams that smell feminine? Why can`t they they make one with a masculine scent? Something like Doritos or WD-40?
  11. When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute.
  12. Whoever decided to color underpants white was an idiot.
  13. It`s amazing how tired I get from how little I do.
  14. "I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone" -girls who can`t figure out boyfriend`s passwords