Sunday April 21, 2024

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  1. I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
  2. Anyone know when Facebook is sending us our W-2`s?
  3. I`m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I`m sure it has Rabies.
  4. So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it.
  5. I propose a toast to the booze for making life seem tolerable.
  6. There are three kinds of people: Those who totally agree with my messages, those who kind of agree with me, and those locked in the trunk of my car.
  7. there`s a fine line between "cocky" and "confidence"...and it just so happens I have perfect balance!
  8. Having sex is like doing FRACTIONS... It`s IMPROPER for the larger one to be on top.
  9. For some people, a new year means a new chance to f*ck it up all over again.
  10. Bitch, you`re just like monday, nobody likes you -_-
  11. Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
  12. I asked my wife what women really want, she said attentive lovers. Or maybe she said "a tent of lovers." I wasn`t really listening.
  13. My house is not a mess. It`s just that everything is on display for your viewing pleasure. Like a museum.
  14. There are 2 kinds of coworkers. The ones who keep iPhone 5 chargers at their desks and the ones whose names I don`t know.