Tuesday June 06, 2023

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  1. If you make something easier for yourself they call you lazy. If you make something easier for everyone else they call you a genius.
  2. I bought a blowup doll today, but I won`t blow her up until tomorrow. I don`t want to seem desperate.
  3. Is going to bed! Hopefully the Cleaning Fairies will come and clean my house tonight! Wishful Dreaming i guess!
  4. if you want me to go running with you, I´m going to need some motivation... Like a clown waving a bloody knife and chasing us.
  5. Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like facebook in real life.
  6. that awkward moment when your pulling the covers up and hit yourself in the damn face !!!
  7. Ladies: Sometimes you just need to throw your arms up in the air and say, "Tie me up"
  8. Sorry I said "Better you than me" when you showed me your baby.
  9. One day I will solve all problems with grace & maturity. Today is not that day...
  10. If there’s one thing that I’ve learned it’s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
  11. I swear, if one more person calls me an alcoholic they are getting a high five too.
  12. Friends are like slinkys, they are twisted as heck but you can`t help but laugh when they fall down the stairs.
  13. I decided to bury the hatchet with that neighbor I never got along with. After all, it is the murder weapon.
  14. The wife has been missing a week now, police said to prepare for the worst, so I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.