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Saturday July 27, 2024


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  1. You seem to love cocktails... or part of it.
  2. Grocery stores could save me a lot of time and effort by adding an “All the stuff you can microwave” aisle.
  3. Have some fun: goto the local bar. Play every Justin Beaber song and leave.
  4. Sleep is like sex, you never get enough of it and sometimes it feels like it never happened at all.
  5. It`s possible you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night
  6. I wasn`t planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung G7 Note phones.
  7. I’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one.
  8. Sunday morning = lazy lay in my bed and fart under my sheets all day :)
  9. How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the “For External Use Only” warning labels.
  10. I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out.
  11. I fell asleep with infomercials playing on the TV.... I woke up with a strange desire to do P90X with a Shake Weight while in my Snuggie
  12. At night I dump massive amounts of Legos on the floor in case anyone tries to rob my house bare footed.
  13. I was just watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury.. No worries, I should be okay in a couple of days..
  14. I don`t understand why people pay therapists when I`ll tell them what`s wrong with them for free.




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