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1. Trust me, you want me medicated!!
   
2. I heard an ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" But then, I can`t drive a bus..
   
3. Before I had kids I never really reflected on life`s little mysteries. For example, why is my toothbrush under the couch?
   
4. Back in my day, we didn’t have computers or the internet. Everyone had to walk uphill for days to tell me I’m an a$$hole.
   
5. I hate it when I don`t forward a chain letter and I die the next day.
   
6. I slept like a rock last night, meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly.
   
7. You win some, you lose some, and if you`re lucky, you get some.
   
8. A fun thing to yell at a magic show is "BURN HIM, HE`S A WITCH"
   
9. Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
   
10. i forgot how to put a status ... can anyone help me ?
    
11. Yes, Facebook says we`re `friends` but, trust me, I wouldn`t hesitate to punch you in the face.
    
12. A lot of people don`t know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama.
    
13. I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.
    
14. Sexual education classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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