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1. "I have almost $67 in the bank!" sounded a lot more impressive when I was 12.
   
2. Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
   
3. I don`t know who I feel more sorry for.. myself for never being able to find where I parked my car?.. or the poor bastards following me through the parking lot hoping to take my parking space...
   
4. "Nineteen letters long" is 19 letters long.
   
5. Wine doesn`t have many vitamins. That`s why you have to drink a lot of it.
   
6. Never trust a married guys opinion of who`s hot. It`s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
   
7. I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
   
8. That awkward moment when a comment gets more “likes” than your status.
   
9. that an iPhone 6+ in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
   
10. My family is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you`re gonna get but you can be sure there are gonna be some nuts in there somewhere.
    
11. DIET TIP: don’t eat chips right out of the bag. Get out just enough to eat until the pizza guy gets there.
    
12. I`m so glad my face doesn’t have a progress bar that shows how long it takes me to understand what someone is saying.
    
13. If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions
    
14. I`ve never heard an alarm going off on a car worth stealing.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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