Sunday April 21, 2024

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  1. Hello 911? Do you think i`m pretty?
  2. That amazing moment when you find money in your clothes that you forgot was there.
  3. When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren`t my kids but he`d never fire a Mom of seven, right?
  4. The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day.
  5. I just want someone to touch me the way a woman touches a pair of shoes she cannot afford.
  6. Any pencil can be a number two pencil if you eat it.
  7. The only thing that makes me happy about the launch of a new model cell phone is that I can finally afford the previous model.
  8. I`d like to give a shoutout to all the people who are going through an identity crisis, you know who you are... I think.
  9. I did not mean to hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I just figured you already knew.
  10. Now that I know how many calories there are in a pint of beer , I have decided to stop eating.
  11. Whenever you hear the phrase "Oh no he didn`t" you can rest assured that he did.
  12. Jake from State Farm works some very crappy hours.
  13. I am NOT high maintenance, I simply have more preferences than most.
  14. You`re really cute, can I suck the life out of you? - women