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1. At least my motivation gets to sleep in.
   
2. Why don`t prison inmates just use liquid soap?
   
3. Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line?
   
4. After 20 yrs of marriage, my best move is to clean something unexpectedly.
   
5. This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it.
   
6. If any of you ever want your kitchen painted orange just give a six year old Cheetos for lunch and tell them not to make a mess. Works every time.
   
7. why me is me ?
   
8. I found a dollar in my bed this morning... Following my excitement was a flash of panic as I checked all my teeth
   
9. My therapist just offered me my money back.
   
10. If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for a week
    
11. All fortune cookies should just read, "You will have diarrhea for the next 24 hours.
    
12. It`s never your successful friends posting inspirational quotes on Facebook.
    
13. Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public, my first reaction is to get in line.
    
14. I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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