Tuesday June 06, 2023

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  1. United States is where moms get a day and shark get a whole week.
  2. I`ve polished the mirror in the bathroom so much, you can see your face in it.
  3. Was building a website for women drivers ... Bloody thing kept crashing.
  4. Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. "You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
  5. If I was a Jedi there is a 100% chance that I would use the Force inappropriately.
  6. Whenever there is an awkward silence try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
  7. Guuuyyyysssss, never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.... Its not worth it.....
  8. Today`s interpretive dance was brought to you by "Spider On My Shirt". Up next we have "Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"
  9. I was so angry when I found my wife’s profile on a dating website. That lying b!tch isn’t “fun to be around.”
  10. If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don`t be open.
  11. I like to punish people who ask me how I`m doing by giving them a detailed description of how I am doing.
  12. Do me a favor if someone tells you they don`t like me , tell them I don`t like them either.
  13. My girlfriend is gorgeous, selfless, graceful, highly intelligent and looking over my shoulder as I type.
  14. Just saw the previews for the movie Taken 3, you would think by now he would`ve gave his daughter self-defense and gun lessons?