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1. What a terrible day. I`m going to drive through puddles & splash pedestrians to make myself feel better,
   
2. My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point.
   
3. They should start selling Photoshop CD`s at cosmetic shops.
   
4. If you can´t say anything nice ... we´re probably related.
   
5. People who drive under the speed limit are probably the same people who drink decaf.
   
6. I ignored your Facebook friend request because there isn`t a "Hell no!" button.
   
7. Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said bet you can`t hit me with a quarter!
   
8. I`m beginning to think that my destiny in life is just to be a bad example that other people can learn from.
   
9. During a test..people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
   
10. One small step for man one giant step for a really small man
    
11. Tried to plug my charger in the wrong hole. Siri was like STOP " I don`t do that ".
    
12. I`d love to have kids one day. Two days, tops.
    
13. We didn`t take a video recording of our child`s birth but we have some awesome video of his conception.
    
14. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered is god playing angry birds hmm
    
    
    
    
    
    

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