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1. You can tell how a persons life is going by how they press the crosswalk button.
   
2. Click Like, if you hate being told what to do.
   
3. Saw some idiot put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the treadmill.
   
4. Handle every stressful situation like a Dog.....Pee on it and walk away.
   
5. I want to start a womans magazine called "Period". ..then every few months I`ll send it out late JUST to freak them out. ;)
   
6. Breakfast in bed probably means you are dating someone. Dinner in bed means you`re probably single.
   
7. Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people.
   
8. I am at my most hostage negotiator when I see my 3 year old with a permanent marker without a lid.
   
9. I’ve decided to get rid of my bad habits…just as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
   
10. “we should hang out soon” loosely translates to I’m doing everything in my power to end this stupid conversation.
    
11. Surveys say 1 out of every 2 people suck at math. It`s terrible that 80% of the population can`t even do the easiest calculations.
    
12. What if your soulmate is over there on Twitter while you`re here on Facebook?
    
13. Girl: What color are my eyes? Guy: 34D.
    
14. When a newscaster says; "I am live at the scene with a person who witnessed the accident," what they really mean is; "Check out this douchetard we found at the scene of this crash."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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