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1. I judge how safe an area is by the number of lit letters on the Waffle House sign.
   
2. Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
   
3. I am sorry I had feelings. I`ll replace them with jokes right away.
   
4. If a cannibal is late to dinner do they give him the cold shoulder?
   
5. Imagine how fun Pringles would be if the cans were spring-loaded.
   
6. I dare you to spit on this status.
   
7. My 6 year old has already asked me 4,327 questions this morning. I`m seriously considering getting another Vasectomy just to be safe.
   
8. If you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone so for future reference you can use it as a valid excuse.
   
9. Dear naps, I`m sorry I was such a jerk to you as a kid.
   
10. Instead of laughing my a$$ off, I`m going to start laughing my stomach off. I`d rather lose that.
    
11. Apparently saying, "You mad, bro?" is frowned upon if you work in customer service.
    
12. If your girlfriend has $15 and you have $30, your girlfriend actually has $45.
    
13. I’ve never been a millionaire, but I know I’d be excellent at it.
    
14. Dropped my son off for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you`re supposed to pick them up?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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