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1. When someone tells me how old their kid is in months, I ask them to rephrase it in days, so they know what I just went through.
   
2. I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?
   
3. This town has more white trash in it than a dumpster behind a paper plate factory
   
4. Perhaps your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
   
5. That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you`re a guy.
   
6. Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts.
   
7. llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
   
8. That awkward moment when you tell your parents something funny, but it turns into a life lesson.
   
9. I ordered some bubble wrap online. It arrived in a box surrounded by packing peanuts.
   
10. Hey, how long are you supposed to chase someone after they steal your wallet? Cause I`m getting tired of running and he`s catching up to me.
    
11. When I was a teenager, a "selfie" meant something totally different than it does today.
    
12. If at first you don`t succeed, you`ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn`t succeed either.
    
13. Whoever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little bastard.
    
14. Young enough to know I can. Old enough to know I shouldn`t. Stupid enough to do it anyway.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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