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Sunday March 03, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
  2. I`m 28 years old, but in marriage years, I`m dead on the inside.
  3. I`m not a psychologist,,, but I remember when a Hot Wheels track magically cured 80% of ADHD
  4. Currently in the planning stages for a hangover.
  5. If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders
  6. As a child, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
  7. The only 2 things that I love and enjoy about being an adult is having sex and drinking alcohol.
  8. Facebook: Wasting peoples lives since 2004
  9. So I harvested my tomato today, it`s bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it.
  10. Next time some one does something REALLY stupid, just smack them and say, "Man, did you see the size of that bug?"
  11. Would you like to save money on your car insurance? Walk ... Just sayin
  12. "Iowa man arrested after fight over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches" - I`m just gonna assume this is 1 of you guys
  13. Internet Dating......The Odds are good but the Goods are odd
  14. A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women`s facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren`t looking at her face.