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1. My head says “go to the gym” but my heart says, “stay on the internet forever and eat!”
   
2. I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean. I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re supposed to eat them.....
   
3. You`d think the nerds on The Big Bang could fix that stupid elevator.
   
4. When life gets you down, just remember: It’s never too early or too late for a nap.
   
5. I like them big and fake. ~Me talking about Christmas trees
   
6. Never make decisions when you are angry....or horny.
   
7. Don`t look at me in that tone of voice...
   
8. WTF, I feel like I pay these bills every month.
   
9. Time to turn over a new leaf ... With my luck it’ll be poison ivy.
   
10. It was so cold today the local flasher was caught "describing" himself to women.
    
11. Just once, I`d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur.
    
12. The only thing Facebook has ever done for me is make me realize a lot of my friends are idiots.
    
13. I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish ... I`m not even high.
    
14. Apparently, the average person looks at their phone 150 times a day. Not me. I look at it just once. For about 12 hours.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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