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McDonald’s steps 1) Get really excited about it 2) Eat it 3) Regret eating it 4) Wish you were dead 5) Repeat in a few months
I tend to avoid things that make me look fat. You know like scales, mirrors and photographs
If someone says you used too much butter or cheese on something, stop talking to them. You don`t need that kind of negativity
Roses are red, violets are blue, If i had a brick id throw it at you.
I`ll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab!
I’m considering becoming a mind reader ... What are your thoughts?
I wish Noah would have swatted those two mosquitoes.
Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower?
I keep my TV volume at "screw the neighbors".
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
The mailman just delivered an 8-track of Boz Skaggs Greatest Hits. I guess this fulfills my Columbia House obligation.
I`m not saying you`re stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
Just ran across a great dessert recipe...Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl. Add fresh squeezed lime juice. Then toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake.