Saturday June 15, 2024

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  1. Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they`re talking?
  2. Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia and you`ll see a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
  3. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I`m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God, I could be eating a slow learner...
  4. How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
  5. Sometimes entire relationships can only be described as "that weird thing I did for a while."
  6. Nothing screams DUI like wearing a really nice suit on a city bus.
  7. I`m so hot I stalk myself ;)
  8. My job description does not include farting on everyone else`s office chairs but I still do it because INITIATIVE.
  9. When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs.
  10. If someone says you`re not a mermaid, don`t talk to them. You don`t need that kind of negativity in your life.
  11. 10 Easy Steps to Learn Binary: 1) There are 1`s and 0`s 10) There are no 2`s
  12. I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
  13. What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire.
  14. I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them.