Thursday June 30, 2022

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  1. If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
  2. The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog.
  3. I`m in hospital after eating what i thought was onions instead they were daffodil bulbs. Its ok doctors say i will be out in spring.
  4. Life is so much funnier if you have a dirty mind
  5. When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
  6. It’s a good thing the fate of mankind doesn’t depend on me turning on the correct stove-top burner on my first try.
  7. Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
  8. Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?
  9. Relationships always start out as "You`re smart and funny." and end up as "You think you know everything and it`s all a joke to you!"
  10. I`d publish my autobiography but it`s just a bunch of liquor stained pages filled with doodles, and rants about stupid people.
  11. Being an adult is mostly waiting to leave places you didn`t want to go to in the first place.
  12. It`s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches...
  13. Indecisiveness is just mental constipation.
  14. OK so i have an idea ............... wait why are you all running away?