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1. You know the fun part of your life is over when people around you are getting pregnant on purpose.
   
2. I`ve disappointed a lot of people in my life, you`re not special.
   
3. A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole.
   
4. God, grant me the serenity to accept the people I can not change.
   
5. My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral.
   
6. Was shopping when a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling "why you ain`t got no babies?"I bet my father in law paid her
   
7. I have a stalker. Everywhere I go, she`s always there, 10 paces ahead of me...
   
8. Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly…on a broomstick. We’re flexible that way.
   
9. This Christmas, if you plan on jingling, please jingle ALL the way. Nobody likes or respects a half a$$ jingler.
   
10. The toughest thing in business is minding your own.
    
11. If you`re going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty
    
12. When I ask a girl I like why she and her ex broke up and she says "we just didn`t work out" I already know I have no chance since I hate working out
    
13. Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background.
    
14. I just ate some generic Frosted Flakes.... They"rrrrreeee alright.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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