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1. I`ll be taking my time and yours,, thank you....... -- all 80 yr. old drivers
   
2. Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There`s a nap for that.
   
3. The real trouble with reality is that there´s no background music
   
4. It must be annoying for nudists when they have to clean their glasses
   
5. Sometimes after a nap, I like to take another nap.
   
6. You know its bad when you feel like your life is being directed by Quentin Tarantino.
   
7. Things people say after watching a movie: 5% - I can’t wait for the sequel. 5% - That was a great movie. 5% - That was a complete waste of money. 85% - I gotta pee!!
   
8. The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else.
   
9. Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times.
   
10. The only thing us men clean at home is our browser history
    
11. Why go to a public pool when strangers on Craigslist will pee on you for free
    
12. It`s not my fault you thought I was normal.
    
13. If you`re confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
    
14. Keep the dream alive, hit the snooze button.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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