Sunday April 21, 2024

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  1. If, in your relationship, you hear "You`re suffocating me", you`re probably not holding down the pillow hard enough.
  2. You know your fat when you sit in the bath tub and the water in the toilet rises.
  3. I`m one more bottle of wine away from starting a blog.
  4. On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks ..then I leave before their REAL teacher arrives.
  5. liked homework better when it was called coloring.
  6. People who get offended on the internet are the same people that take mini golf seriously.
  7. I’m not stupid. I’m just too lazy to show how smart I am.
  8. No way I’m the only one who crosses their fingers, closes their eyes & holds their breath when checking their account balance.
  9. ALERT: Missing Unicorn...if you find it, you`re probably high
  10. My laptop has a Miley Virus. It`s stopped twerking.
  11. Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again.
  12. Life hack: If you keep your mouth shut, no one will know you`re so stupid
  13. My box of Animal Crackers said, "WARNING: Do Not Eat if Seal is Broken." I open the box, and sure enough...
  14. After watching "Breaking Bad" and the VMAs in the same night, I think I`d rather my kid be a meth dealer than a musician.