Thursday June 30, 2022

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  1. Still haven`t taken down the Christmas tree. Screw it. We now have a Super Bowl tree.
  2. Tonight I plan on drinking until I`m someone else`s problem
  3. Karma is like a rubber-band: it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face.
  4. Apparently, I did not use enough a$$hole repellent today
  5. Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say "I`m affordable" instead of "I`m adorable".
  6. is easily distracted by shiny objects.
  7. When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just "Morning," don`t be shocked when I wait till 12:00pm & respond w/ "Noon." Seriously, what did ya expect?
  8. Helpful Tip: You can’t get in trouble for leaving work early if you disable the security cameras and crawl out the air-conditioning duct.
  9. F*ck spiders. F*ck them and the way they move their legs, f*ck their ability to multiply by the million and f*ck their eight, beady little black eyes that offer unblinking, soulless glimpses of the blackest depths of hell itself.
  10. Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
  11. I`m kind of like Hugh Hefner. Only without the mansion, the exotic cars, the girls, the magazine and the money. Basically, I`m just a guy in a bathrobe.
  12. Sometimes when my phones at 5% battery life I call back all the people I didn`t want to talk too.
  13. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times,......Your probably a woman.
  14. I thought 50 shades of gray was just a makeup application guide for goth chicks