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1. Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you`re in.
   
2. The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil. I’d pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, “Keep the change you filthy animal.”
   
3. I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.
   
4. The only time I`ve ever had a chip on my shoulder was when I tried to dump the entire bag into my mouth at once.
   
5. Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn`t leave much room. It`s small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it.
   
6. Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 six times. It’s that easy.
   
7. The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
   
8. If Crunch Berries aren`t considered fresh fruit I don`t think this diet is going to work out.
   
9. Police ordered me to get out of my car `You`re staggering` said the officer .`you`re not to bad looking yourself` I replied
   
10. If you love someone, let them go, if they don`t come back..... Set them on fire *evil grin*
    
11. There`s a time and a place for alcohol ... In my hand and now.
    
12. On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell.
    
13. If you tell people you used to weigh 500 pounds they`ll tell you how great you look at 250.
    
14. That awkward moment when your trapped in the corner of your shower because the hot water ran out.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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