Thursday June 30, 2022

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  1. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish my ex wife would die ... That`s as far as I got.
  2. I`m at my most relaxed around dogs and prescription drugs.
  3. That`s not how I met your mother.
  4. I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.
  5. I have an oven with a "stop time" button. It´s probably meant to be "stop timer" but I don´t touch it, just in case.
  6. If I randomly burst out in laughter, it`s usually `cause I just told myself a joke I`d never heard before :)
  7. It’s not that I don’t want kids, it’s just that I don’t want a minivan.
  8. According to my neighbor`s rooster, it`s 5am now. Also according to my neighbor`s rooster, we`re having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow.
  9. It turns out that 3 is the amount of times you can suck on your dentist`s finger before she stops believing that you`re doing it accidentally.
  10. Well I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I`d say my people skills are improving.
  11. PRO TIP: If you walk around the mall hitting kids in the face with the shopping bags, your wife won`t make you carry them.
  12. I plan my entire day around the possibility of a nap.
  13. Friends are like condoms… they protect you when things get hard.
  14. "Someday, your phone will cost more than your computer" - said no one ever.