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Thursday April 18, 2024


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  1. Super Bowl Sunday, the one day of the year that DVR`s are used to watch commercials, instead of skip them!
  2. Political debates are great if you want to watch idiots talk to us like idiots to prove that the idiot next to them is a bigger idiot.
  3. I´m not lazy, I´m just highly motivated not to do anything.
  4. Guys, want to find out all of your flaws in under a minute? Just ask your girlfriend if she`s gained weight.
  5. My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song.
  6. I`m pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out girls butts.
  7. I have no problem texting while driving, but I won’t text while going down stairs. That sh!t’s dangerous.
  8. I still dunno why they say cats have 9 lives. My cat only eats & sleeps all day long. It has no life at all!
  9. Why don`t strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.
  10. You`d think my password was "yourmom" because the computer said it was too easy.
  11. I`m done with tucking in shirts. Too many people complaining I`m invading their "personal space." LOL
  12. My status would be a lot funnier if you could see my back-up dancers.
  13. You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.
  14. I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind.




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