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1. I would like to think that I`ll die heroic death saving someone`s life but it`s more likely I`ll trip over my shoelaces and choke on a spoonful of Nutella.
   
2. I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
   
3. I just dusted and mopped the house like 3 months ago and it’s dirty again. This is bullsh!t.
   
4. Take your age. Subtract 3. Then add 3. That is your age.
   
5. I don’t trust joggers, it’s a little too convenient that they are always the ones to discover dead bodies.
   
6. I hate it when I put a status and you don`t like it,example this one.
   
7. The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time…
   
8. You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire.
   
9. I guess today has been pretty good. I haven`t had to slap one single person yet....
   
10. Boobs are like the Sun. You can stare at them directly just for a few seconds, but if you put on sunglasses, you can stare as much as you want!
    
11. If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that`s another weakness
    
12. If turning alcohol into bad decisions ever becomes an Olympic event, I`m bringin` home the Gold! USA! USA!
    
13. A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab.
    
14. Trouble is just fun you got caught having.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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