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1. That awkward moment when there`s not a single awkward moment
   
2. I bought a blowup doll today, but I won`t blow her up until tomorrow. I don`t want to seem desperate.
   
3. Tomorrow the world shall be ours! Until then, good night my evil minions!!
   
4. I wish some people`s cardio exercise consisted of running into traffic.
   
5. It may look like I`m doing nothing, but I`m actively waiting for my problems to go away.
   
6. My cardio is shopping.
   
7. I`m so hot I stalk myself ;)
   
8. News flash, ladies. Men are settling for you, too.
   
9. Siblings – the only people who will pick on you and then kick the a$$es of anyone else who does it.
   
10. Sad life : After watching 2 seconds of Spongebob I already know what episode it is ... I`m 41
    
11. Sarcasm is wasted on the idiots who inspire it.
    
12. I saw Tom Hanks and asked for his autograph. He abbreviated it, and it just said "Thanks"
    
13. take it easy and if it is easy take it home
    
14. I want a man who loves me for my personality. Is it really to much to ask, I mean I do have several to pick from.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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