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Saturday July 20, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. A sure fire way to lose an afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says "come on it will only take a half hour to fix"
  2. How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps: 1. Take a picture of her. 2. Don`t show it to her.
  3. I found a bottle of vodka under my bed, skittles under my pillow, & boxes of noodles in my closet. I`m like a fcuking alcoholic squirrel.
  4. Exercising can add years to your life. For example I jogged 4 miles today and now I feel like I`m 73.
  5. If there is one-thing in this would i don`t like being thought is ... a lesson.
  6. It`s 2014, people. Isn`t it about time we put an end to all this `wake up in the morning and go to work` nonsense?
  7. Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
  8. You said you wanted my advice, but I see you haven’t f*cked off or died yet.
  9. I haven`t been this disappointed since I first saw a real hedgehog and it wasn`t blue.
  10. Huh, So you are telling me that these straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress? And not for what I`ve been using them for all this time?
  11. Magician: Now I will cut the woman in half. Me: Why turn one problem into two?
  12. Just seen this girl walk into a lamp post! I could have stopped her but that wouldn`t have been funny would it
  13. If you really want to know how she feels about you, get her drunk & then piss her off.
  14. I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won`t let me use their microwave.