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1. My level of sarcasm is to the point where I don`t even know if I`m kidding or not.
   
2. Condom commercials should just be 30 seconds of crying babies pooping and vomiting all over themselves.
   
3. You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
   
4. Logging in to Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you`re not hungry.
   
5. *Food hits floor* Little Germs: “Let’s get it!”King Germ: “No, we must wait 5 seconds!”
   
6. wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
   
7. Don`t ask me stupid questions and I won`t hurt your stupid feelings.
   
8. they say winning doesnt matter then why they had kept scores
   
9. No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or Youtube.
   
10. I know some of you would find it hard to believe, but I don`t say everything that pops into my head. I don`t think the average person could handle it.
    
11. You can lead a horse to water but I`d rather ride it to the liquor store.
    
12. What if your soulmate is over there on Twitter while you`re here on Facebook?
    
13. In the morning there`s a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05.
    
14. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren’t in the database.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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