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Monday December 05, 2022



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. The worlds gonna end in 5 days & I don`t know what I`m gonna wear.
  2. I heard an ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" But then, I can`t drive a bus..
  3. All things being considered......half of your friends are below average.
  4. The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
  5. A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
  6. It`s a little known made up fact of mine that 40% of the air inside a Taco Bell is just farts.
  7. Somebody needs to invent a voice-activated refrigerator on wheels.
  8. At this age, I drive everything like I stole it because sometimes I forget which car is mine.
  9. Girls are like parking spots all the good ones are taken and the rest are to far away
  10. I`m holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team
  11. It`s no fun having nothing to do, fun is having a lot to do and doing nothing.
  12. I shake my bottled water so the H`s & O`s are evenly distributed.
  13. I don’t care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
  14. change your birthday on facebook to today, see how many people say happy birthday for APRIL FOOLS!!!! lol