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1. Just saw someone holding a sign that said "Honk 2 impeach Obama" You`d think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated
   
2. Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting...
   
3. It`s never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
   
4. If you’re getting dirty looks because your baby is crying loudly on a plane, start crying even louder and everyone will avoid eye contact
   
5. I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn`t affect the price of Vodka!
   
6. Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to "what would you do if you won the lottery"
   
7. Its around this time each year that i just enjoy going outside and seeing my christmas lights already set up from the year before.
   
8. Stages of Drunk: 1. Wow. I can dance. 2. All hats look GOOD on me. 3. Shhh. Don`t wake up the cows.
   
9. Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can`t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
   
10. F is for friends who do stuff without you.
    
11. Dear person reading this, just want you to know that someone cares about you. It`s not me, but I`m sure someone does...
    
12. I consider "Not Dishwasher Safe" to be more of a challenge than a warning.
    
13. I need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour.
    
14. All this time I thought Bi-Polar was big white bear with no sexual preference.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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