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Sunday April 21, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. If your roommate never walked in on you naked, you`re not naked near enough.
  2. Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers.
  3. My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying.
  4. Relax, we`re all crazy. It`s not a competition.
  5. Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.
  6. I know the voices aren`t real but they have some great ideas.
  7. If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen.
  8. Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.
  9. Saw my ex with another guy at a bar last night. So I ordered a beer, took a few sips, walked over to their table, gave her date the rest of my drink and walked away... #leftovers
  10. I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
  11. just bought 400 copies of Hoarders: Season 1. Not sure what to do with them.
  12. You’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
  13. Fun Fact about me: The drunker I get, the more karate I know.
  14. My friend won a trip to China. He´s out there now... trying to win a trip back.