Tuesday January 31, 2023

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  1. I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
  2. I just told my brother he was adopted, his response was, "At least they picked me"
  3. Instead of cars warning us of stupid things, like the door is open, it should tell us useful things, like there`s a cop hiding in the bushes
  4. I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like it`s okay and wait for my opportunity to destroy them.
  5. I applied for a government job today and accidentally sent the wrong resume. This early display of incompetence should work in my favor.
  6. Renewed my "Man Card" today, by going out in the cold, drizzly weather to cut firewood. In other news, police are investigating sightings of a chainsaw wielding maniac in the my area. I hope the catch that nut job!
  7. I’d be much more interested in meeting people if I didn’t think most people were idiots.
  8. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does
  9. After midnight, clowns aren`t funny.
  10. The doctor said I should be drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself “the doctor” now.
  11. If you`re going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty
  12. Considering that dogs pee to mark territory, they probably think humans are constantly battling over who gets to claim the toilet.
  13. Why don`t they just get Jehovah`s Witnesses to deliver the mail?
  14. If your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure and you don`t: technically, you did