Thursday June 30, 2022

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  1. Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone`s throat.
  2. I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?
  3. I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a number of obscene gestures that would work.
  4. I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number? ...hmm
  5. According to these court documents, the way to a woman`s heart isn`t through her bedroom window.
  6. I generally don`t hang out with people who are missing digits on their feet. It`s not that I`m a jerk. I`m just lack-toes intolerant.
  7. Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office – I will track you down. You have my Word.
  8. Must be nice to get married and finally know who the number one suspect in your murder case will be
  9. They say when you meet the right one you will know right away. But why does it take 3 years to know it’s the wrong one?
  10. With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior.
  11. Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair.
  12. How many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
  13. Why is powdered milk called ‘Instant milk’? Actual milk is far more instant.
  14. Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because we`re pigs.