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- Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
- Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
- It’s not that I’m old, your music really does suck.
- Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from the neighbours house is genius.
- How did the person who invented the first clock know what time it was?
- My tombstone will probably say, "Dead, but finally sober".
- Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
- It’s getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka.
- If you`ve ever wondered which of your friends are really amazing, you`re in luck today. :)
- You know when I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life...
- I plan on being up really late tonight making voodoo dolls for, well, never mind, you will know who you are soon enough.
- Every Facebook photo album could be titled either "Envy Me!" or "Pity Me!"
- The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
- It was so cold out today i actually saw a few gangsters with their pants pulled up.