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Tuesday October 22, 2024


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  1. Eggnog is perfect for when you feel like drinking a glass of pancake batter.
  2. My teen thought it`d be funny to post as me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!
  3. Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I`m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild
  4. How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
  5. The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven`t seen for half an hour.
  6. Sometimes I think I`m a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am.
  7. Dear Santa: I have been good for the past week or so. Lets just focus on that.
  8. Pizza: 73% delicious, 27% also delicious.
  9. The list of things I won’t eat if covered in chocolate gets smaller everyday.
  10. I really want to take photos of my friends with their face smushed against glass.. Then make that pic my phone contact for them.. Then when they call, it will look like they`re trapped inside my phone! Oh god my life is pitiful, kill me..
  11. Is anyone going to tell America`s funniest videos about YouTube?
  12. Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don`t worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
  13. I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn`t care.....Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0
  14. We all just sat there and watched as Pepe Le Pew tried to rape that cat. Shame on us.




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