Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.

1. Ha! Who`s laughing now, f*ckers that took your Christmas lights down last year!
   
2. iOS 8 let`s you passcode lock specific apps? It`s fun imagining how many break ups that will cause.
   
3. My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I`m camping, I won`t be covered.
   
4. Was born with a rare condition called "Amazing"
   
5. My kids keep bugging me about dinner, even after I keep telling them I already ate.
   
6. "I don`t care if you think it sounds gross, that`s what we`re calling it" -Guy who named the sweater.
   
7. Everytime I find the key to happiness, somebody changes the lock.
   
8. I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
   
9. Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it.
   
10. I like it here because not only do I get to air out my dirty laundry, I get to see yours too.
    
11. It`s damn funny when a wife think`s she`s punishing her husband by not talking to him for days..
    
12. You might think you`re smart until you try using someone else`s microwave.
    
13. No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I`d go on a road trip with my mom.
    
14. Arguing in sign language must be a workout.
    
    
    
    
    
    

    First1234567891011Last

    ©2024 Daily Silly Status