Sunday March 03, 2024

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  1. Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
  2. Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
  3. It’s not that I’m old, your music really does suck.
  4. Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from the neighbours house is genius.
  5. How did the person who invented the first clock know what time it was?
  6. My tombstone will probably say, "Dead, but finally sober".
  7. Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
  8. It’s getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka.
  9. If you`ve ever wondered which of your friends are really amazing, you`re in luck today. :)
  10. You know when I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life...
  11. I plan on being up really late tonight making voodoo dolls for, well, never mind, you will know who you are soon enough.
  12. Every Facebook photo album could be titled either "Envy Me!" or "Pity Me!"
  13. The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
  14. It was so cold out today i actually saw a few gangsters with their pants pulled up.