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1. How is it possible that we have one hand that can do everything while the other hand is all, “I can’t even hold a pencil”?
   
2. I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.
   
3. I do 5 situps every morning. I know it doesn`t sound like much, but there`s only so many times one can hit the "snooze" button......
   
4. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy
   
5. The longest 10 seconds of my day is when I have to hold down the button on an electronic thing to turn it off
   
6. If a girl bangs ten dudes in a year she is a slut. If a guy done he`s gay. Definitely gay.
   
7. Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said bet you can`t hit me with a quarter!
   
8. I could write an entire book on excuses... but I have to drop my dog off at the airport.
   
9. Right now my life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
   
10. For those of you who know nothing about pleasing a woman... the G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping".....js
    
11. Once in a while, someone amazing will come into your life. And here I am!
    
12. I`m just 1 nap, 8 beers, 2 orgasms and my own personal robot away from this being the best day ever.
    
13. Some people wonder why I never like or comment on their posts. It’s because I unfollowed you a long time ago.
    
14. Nothing says IDGAF like an old lady at a slot machine wearing oxygen and smoking a cigarette.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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