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Monday December 05, 2022



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
  2. Looks like I won`t be updating my status today...
  3. I’m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
  4. You know you`re addicted to your iphone when you start using your fingers to zoom into things on your laptop computer. Or a printed photo. Or a book. Or your watch.
  5. My parents say its their house, but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too.
  6. I grew up for this?
  7. The bed is always the comfiest right at the time you are supposed to be getting out of it
  8. It`s all sh*ts and giggles till somebody giggles and sh*ts
  9. I have never preheated an oven but I have pre-eaten a frozen pizza.
  10. Just bent over to pick up a beer that rolled out of the fridge and realized yoga is exhausting
  11. People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things.
  12. I will pay good money to anyone who can take me from work, make it look like an abduction and tuck me back into bed.
  13. Is food porn star a thing yet??
  14. If people would moan loudly during a pat down, the line would move much quicker.