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1. We´re responsible for most of what happens to us, the rest is probably Voodoo.
   
2. When you write misspelled backwards it`s misspelled.
   
3. Whenever someone tries to get too friendly with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to remind them of where we stand.
   
4. So far I’ve spent most of 2016 flipping off the weather channel.
   
5. There`s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
   
6. I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.
   
7. Make your day more fun by going up to a stranger and asking "Hey, how have you been since the amnesia?"
   
8. This silly farmers market doesn`t have any locally grown pizza.
   
9. You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
   
10. Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working!
    
11. I like when people call me "Sir". I just wish they wouldn`t follow it up with "you`re making a scene."
    
12. If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located
    
13. The girl next door looks over at me, then her phone, then makes a disgusted look on her face. I think she`s just found my Facebook account
    
14. The best part of being a kid is probably saying, f*ck it. I`m going to be Spider-Man today.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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