Saturday July 20, 2024

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  1. How do they put the "do not walk on the grass" signs up?
  2. Wanna know what it`s like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
  3. They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
  4. There`s an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn`t just hard, it`s impossible.
  5. I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
  6. I can`t believe The Stones are still doing it after all these years. Someday I want to have a marriage like Fred and Wilma.
  7. I think people who challenge me at Words With Friends are most impressed with my vast knowledge of three letter words.
  8. If you see a road sign that says "Survey Crew Ahead" they actually are not looking for your opinions ... I know that now.
  9. Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant.
  10. Never trust a married guys opinion of who’s hot. It’s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
  11. I’m not surprised you’re having problems I had a bad experience with your reality once too.
  12. Got a new Juicer. Going to Juice all these delicious organic vegetables I got ... then add Vodka ... Don`t judge...
  13. If you`re buying Smart Water for 4$ a bottle,, I`m sorry to tell you it`s not working
  14. Tip of the day: Don`t be a douche!