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1. Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
   
2. The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
   
3. No matter how old you are ... swingsets are cool.
   
4. I once peed a girl`s name in the snow, so don`t fcuking tell me I don`t know romance.
   
5. So the other day a girl asked me to Facebook her, needless to say she wasn`t to happy after I hit her in the face with a book
   
6. I’m great at remembering names. I just don’t remember which one’s yours.
   
7. Who`s further now, the Energizer Bunny or Voyager 1?
   
8. Thanks for calling me to tell me you just sent that email
   
9. I`m not crazy, but I am a carrier.
   
10. If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that sh!t means but at least they`re not talking to you anymore
    
11. I am upping my standards.. so up yours!
    
12. Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel is just a lost guy with a flashlight.
    
13. uncle Sam can`t be related to me because family wouldn`t do me like this.
    
14. I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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