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1. Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you`re in.
   
2. The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
   
3. I wonder how many strangers have stories about me.
   
4. Statistics say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
   
5. I do not fail, I succeed at things that do not work.
   
6. Every pizza is a personal pizza, if you try hard and believe in yourself.
   
7. Success is like pregnancy, everyone congratulates you but no one knows how many times you`ve been screwed to get there.
   
8. My shrink says if I take these pills I won`t see you guys anymore.
   
9. no one is perfect thats why pencil have eraser
   
10. Why do they call a status a status if it already happened? I mean, shouldnt it be called History?
    
11. Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for "coffee," first make sure she has coffee, you don`t want to get up there and there`s no coffee.
    
12. To all my ex girlfriends. Don`t worry. I`m still an asshole.
    
13. Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can post that"
    
14. Politeness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirting.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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