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1. Everyone around me keeps telling me I`m mean ... Which is absurd ... Plus, they`re ugly.
   
2. Just once I would like to read a warning label that says "May cause permanent weight loss, remove wrinkles, and increase energy."
   
3. Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend.
   
4. If you are used to seeing a fat, naked guy walk around his house, then you are probably my neighbor.
   
5. What do you mean this posting of the BBQ ribs you made is not an invite?
   
6. Sometimes it looks like I’m flashing gang signs, but really I’m just trying to get Scotch tape off my hand.
   
7. Facebook needs a "settle down" button.. You tap on a friend`s profile, that locks them out for a day so they can work through stuff privately..
   
8. I just got a paper cut opening a box of Pop Tarts. There will be no more fancy breakfasts around here.
   
9. I like to follow random families around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all their photos.
   
10. Driving to work would be so much better if I didn’t always end up at work.
    
11. I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
    
12. The Three Up`s in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut
    
13. We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
    
14. If you enjoy being the 10,000th person to put your thumb into a hole, then bowling is for you.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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