Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.

1. When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood.
   
2. I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’. You probably saw our posters on poles.
   
3. I log off because I`m bord... I log on 5min later because I`m bord
   
4. Age has its advantages. Too bad I can`t remember what they are.
   
5. Your family tree must look like a cactus........everybody on it is a pr!ck
   
6. I think I could be a farmer. Except for the dirt, waking up early, wearing overalls and planting crops. But I wouldn’t mind driving a tractor around.
   
7. Call me a hoarder if you want but don`t come crying to me when you need a 3 foot tall stack of mayonnaise jar labels.
   
8. I finally figured out how to get rid of that annoying sound in my car. I opened the door and pushed her out!!
   
9. I always try to behave but there are usually too many other options.
   
10. I got a Rolex for my birthday from my lesbian friends. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.
    
11. About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach.
    
12. You´re never too old to learn something stupid.
    
13. Marry someone who can cook. Love fades, hunger doesn`t.
    
14. I smile because your my daughter. I laugh because there`s nothing you can do about it. ;)
    
    
    
    
    
    

    First910111213141516171819Last

    ©2024 Daily Silly Status