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1. My girlfriend said she wasn`t impressed and felt she needed a man with at least 6 inches. So I folded it in half.
   
2. I was all "I`m not taking any sh!t from you" and she was all "to speak to a member of our customer service team, press 1".
   
3. I swear my cat was an alarm clock in a previous life...
   
4. I wonder if people without dogs actually pick food off the floor?
   
5. I`ll show up at the gym when they put in a drive-thru.
   
6. The next person I hear say “I love fall” is getting choked out with a scarf soaked in pumpkin spice latte.
   
7. I’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one.
   
8. Bike helmets only protect you from looking cool.
   
9. I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.
   
10. With so many things coming back in style, I can`t wait until morals and intelligence become a trend again.
    
11. I’ve finally decided to do something about my weight ... Lie.
    
12. You’ll never get the same results running in place as you will running from a lion.
    
13. Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.
    
14. You know you are in the hood when your portable GPS says “Drive faster and put me under the seat.”
    
    
    
    
    
    

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