Sunday April 21, 2024

Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. Don`t do anything you`re not prepared to explain to a paramedic...
  2. Some men get naked when they have to count up to 21...
  3. My door is always open. So please feel free to leave.
  4. I`m not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
  5. When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary. Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shi t.
  6. Whenever someone ends their status with "LOL" I know it`s a repost, cuz...who the hell laughs at their own statuses? LMAO!
  7. Joggers always give each other a little nod when they pass, just like fat guys in a buffet line.
  8. You look in good shape!!! Round is a shape isn`t it???
  9. I look at you and think "why has no-one hit you with a shovel yet?"
  10. Monday: A terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life.
  11. Some moments you remember all your life. Reading this, unfortunately, is not one of those moments.
  12. Vodka: Taking you from a 6 to a 10 in five easy shots
  13. I will never miss you, because I`m a really good shooter.
  14. Honey, tact is for people who aren`t witty enough to be sarcastic.