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1. If the human race has a "signature move," its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing.
   
2. I have a feeling my dying words will be "Honey, I was just joking."
   
3. My mother was feeling cold so now I`m wearing a sweater.
   
4. I hate it when I mentally undress a woman and my OCD kicks in and I start folding her clothes.
   
5. Alcohol. Because who really wants to remember last night?
   
6. Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you`re interrupting!
   
7. You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
   
8. So this guy pointing a gun to my face was like: Your money or your life! and I was like: I`m on Facebook, I don`t have money or a life.
   
9. My car rides usually consist of playing my music on random, then pressing “next” about 400 times.
   
10. A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.
    
11. The best part about being over 40 is we did most of our stupid stuff before the internet.
    
12. Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn`t improved since fourth grade.
    
13. I`m single by choice. Just not my choice.
    
14. Can you shut up now?! Because talking to you sounds less appealing then playing leapfrog with unicorns.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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