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Thursday January 09, 2025



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  1. It’s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
  2. Just realized the laundry detergent has been in the refrigerator for 3 days, in case you`re looking for a business manager.
  3. I would explain it to you again, but I am fresh out of puppets and crayons.
  4. I never tell god how big my problems ,,, I tell my problems how big my god is
  5. I always advise people never to give advice.
  6. I have been delaying my computer updates an hour for the past 3 years.
  7. Why is it that the instant I buy new chap stick, the old one magically reappears?
  8. Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
  9. The smaller the town, the bigger the sex cult.
  10. People who say "Don`t mix drugs with alcohol"" ... they`re stupid, right?
  11. Today is opposite day. Wait...if today is opposite day and I say that it is opposite day that means today isn`t opposite day. If it isn`t opposite day then how cAn I say today is opposite dAy? I`m so confused -.-
  12. The trouble with jogging is, that by the time you realize you`re not in shape, it`s too far to walk back.
  13. Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn`t make a funny, cat-shaped hole. jk
  14. You`re the type of person who didn`t rewind the Blockbuster VHS...