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1. Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience. They`ve obviously never dated a girl who was on her period.
   
2. Hi, welcome to adulthood! You`ll be constantly tired except for right before you need to go to sleep.
   
3. My therapist cries "Why me?" for the full hour.
   
4. I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet.
   
5. Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, always be Batman.
   
6. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you’re probably really hot.
   
7. I do marathons ... on Netflix.
   
8. I’M ENGAGED…..to be hungover tomorrow.
   
9. I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me.
   
10. How come there are never any restrooms in my dreams
    
11. It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
    
12. Odd how all the `intelligent life finding instruments` are pointed away from earth.
    
13. "Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement.
    
14. If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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