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1. Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today. I didn`t do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me.
   
2. So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
   
3. “It would take too long to explain…” Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
   
4. My phone battery lasts longer than relationships these days
   
5. Remember if you ask me to put sun lotion on your back, I am definitely drawing something dirty while I`m back there.
   
6. When I was your age we had to open all doors by ourselves ... None of them knew we were coming.
   
7. You look like I need another drink
   
8. Farting isn`t ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!
   
9. Job interview `What is your biggest weakness?` `Honesty` `I don`t think honesty is a weakness` `I don`t give a flying *#(@ what you think!`
   
10. China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile but because... Their condoms are made in China.
    
11. My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast.
    
12. Saying "cool" also means, I don`t give a sh!t.
    
13. "You should`ve come with us!" well, inviting me would`ve helped..
    
14. The only thing instant glue sticks to instantly is fingers.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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