Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.

1. I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
   
2. "Should I add more liquor?" is the most ridiculous question I`ve ever been asked.
   
3. Today I will kick a$$, and make dreams happen...but first, Coffee.
   
4. "If you can`t handle me at my worst, then you don`t deserve me at my best" literally translates to "I`m a loud, sloppy drunk."
   
5. I`m not ignoring you, I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.
   
6. I`m not above slashing my own tires to avoid going to this family brunch.
   
7. There are times, when I actually am hungry like the wolf. But thanks to Duran Duran I can`t tell anyone without sound like a complete f*cking idiot
   
8. Christmas is just like a day at the office ... You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
   
9. According to customer service I can not bring sexy back... Without the receipt, apparently.
   
10. Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I`d like to read a medication bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness".
    
11. Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
    
12. Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
    
13. Are you really sorry or are you just Charlie Sheen sorry?
    
14. Spruce up your weeknight: run the dishwasher and imagine you`re on a cruise!
    
    
    
    
    
    

    First878879880881882883884885886887888Last

    ©2025 Daily Silly Status