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1. When people ask me what I did over the weekend, I always squint and respond “Why, what did you hear?”
   
2. I`ve polished the mirror in the bathroom so much, you can see your face in it.
   
3. Everything happens for a reason. That`s why I drink to everything!
   
4. Some will forget, the others are simply women.
   
5. My car said "low on fuel"..I replied "low on cash"..I`m still waiting for a reply..
   
6. To ensure you never cut yourself while chopping vegetables, get a friend to hold the vegetable.
   
7. The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.
   
8. After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast
   
9. Seriously, You accidentally catch six kitchen towels on fire and all of a sudden you can`t go in the kitchen alone anymore.
   
10. If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, then why the heck is there a song about it?
    
11. Roses are red and sometimes they`re thorny, when I think of you, I get really ...............
    
12. facebooked yo mama!!!
    
13. I hate it when I fill my blowup doll with helium and then she plays hard to get...
    
14. I just finish reading "50 shades of gray" by Sherwin Williams. I don`t see what all the hype is about these paint brochures.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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