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Thursday January 09, 2025


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  1. There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life`s face to find she has deflated in the night.
  2. I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems.
  3. Went to the bookstore to pick up a "Where`s Waldo" book today, but couldn`t find any. Well played Waldo, well played...
  4. There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
  5. There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
  6. Is beer cheaper on cyber monday?
  7. I hate those new parents who do the `baby talking`, yes I do, yes I do...
  8. I didn`t get drunk enough last night, I can still remember working.
  9. What is an Amish girls favourite fantasy? Two Mennonite
  10. I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
  11. Nintendo should handle education, I don’t remember half the crap from high school but I know all of Super Mario World’s secrets.
  12. If someone found a legit way to make penises bigger, no one would believe them.
  13. I hope when I die Charlie Sheen`s life flashes before my eyes.
  14. My problem is, I`m about 30% stud, and 70% muffin.




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