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Thursday January 09, 2025


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  1. I can alwasy tell when movies do not use real dinosaurs
  2. I think the next Star Wars movie should go Country! I would be excited to see Garth Vader.........
  3. No matter how busy a guy is, he can always take out a moment from his busy life to just stop and stare at a beautiful girl.
  4. Wives are just security guards hellbent on denying you access to your happiness, and porn collection.
  5. Whoever said your harshest critic is yourself was clearly never married.
  6. So I ran into an old girlfriend who I dated who`s new boyfriend she was with looked exactly like me when I was seeing her. You know, miserable
  7. Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
  8. Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we`re talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
  9. Drinking: because why not intensify the feelings you’re trying to escape?
  10. Why would I dance like nobody`s watching? People need to see this.
  11. Morning workout: Turn on treadmill. Untangle headphones for 14 minutes. Get frustrated, leave and eat doughnuts.
  12. Like many people, I used to want to be famous, but after this year, I`m quite happy to be have been such a failure.
  13. I wonder if birds look at planes and think "man, I`ve really got to hit the gym"
  14. Taco Tuesday sends a terrible message to our nation`s children. They need to know that tacos are always an option no matter what day it is.




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