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To error is human, to forgive is divine, to keep your damn mouth shut is much appreciated.
Note to Denver Broncos: Marijuana is NOT a performance enhancing drug!
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
Got a cat the other day. Had to swerve to get it, but I got it!
I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he`s still not talking to me!
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes a great Subway sandwich.
I`m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data
When I die, I want a cellphone in my coffin…just in case.
Single women come home, see what`s in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what`s in the bed and go to the fridge.
It`s never good when Human Resources sends you an email and the subject line is "Your Facebook Activity".
The world is full of nice guys who want naughty girls who want bad boys who want nice girls who want nice guys.
Darn right I’m good in bed. ...I can sleep for days.
If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office.