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1. If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance.
   
2. Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
   
3. I wish my GPA looked like the gas prices right now...
   
4. Wife: You always blame other people for your problems. Me: Yeah, and whose fault is that?
   
5. I didn`t see anyone important yesterday, so I`ll probably wear these same clothes today.
   
6. Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats
   
7. Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
   
8. You can dress for success or undress for it. It depends on what type of work you want.
   
9. I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9.
   
10. I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy.
    
11. Don`t be ashamed of who you are. That`s your parents job.
    
12. A homeless guy asked me for money today and I thought, sure, he’s probably just gonna spend it on booze and cigarettes. Then I remembered, that’s what I was gonna do, so we walked to the store together.
    
13. I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.
    
14. All I want is a little more than I’ll ever get.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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