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1. I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
   
2. A cash bar on parent-teacher conference nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.
   
3. New Years Eve. It takes 24,367 bolts to put a car together and only 1 nut to spread it all over the road, please don`t drink and drive and become the nut
   
4. I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay folding my clothes.
   
5. So, if I lie to the government, it’s a felony. But if they lie to me its politics?
   
6. Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It messes with your mind & steals your happiness.
   
7. Whenever someone says, "Have a good one." I always respond with, "I have a good one, I just wish it were longer."
   
8. The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
   
9. Orion`s Belt is a huge waist of space.
   
10. The trouble with living alone is that it`s always my turn to do dishes.
    
11. Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those meds.
    
12. Eating Popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie.
    
13. I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
    
14. Back in my day we had 9 planets.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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