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1. That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you’re moving.
   
2. "Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern." ~ Me at McDonald`s on pay day.
   
3. Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies.
   
4. The parent-teacher conference is going great. They have no idea I’m not the teacher.
   
5. Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don`t have long.
   
6. When my wife picks a restaraunt that I don’t like, I just say “oh yeah, that’s where that really cute girl works”. Problem solved.
   
7. Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life.
   
8. Answering my phone and saying... FBI fraud division. Has really cut down on the telemarketers.
   
9. is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
   
10. Dear Life, Please, use a Lubricant.
    
11. If I had a nickel for every time I`ve misplaced my keys, there`d be a jarful of money I would also have to look for
    
12. Dear vegetarians, thanks for saving all the good food for us.
    
13. When I`m cleaning my room, 1% cleaning 29% moaning 70% playing with stuff I just found.
    
14. I`m so deep in the friendzone that I`ve met her boyfriends parents
    
    
    
    
    
    

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