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1. Are nap dates a thing? Because that`s something I can work with...
   
2. If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.
   
3. I don`t have a smartphone I have a phone that shows potential but doesn`t apply itself
   
4. Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
   
5. The best thing about online classes is the beer.
   
6. The sperm bank is overpriced to store my stuff so if you come over, don`t use the cloudy ice cubes from the tray labelled "Future Champions"
   
7. The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn’t seem so bad now.
   
8. Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.
   
9. I`m ready to regret having sex with you.
   
10. I don`t take steroids because I never want to look like I`m capable of helping my friends move.
    
11. A smart man washes his hands after he pees. A wise man doesn`t pee on his fingers.
    
12. Q: What is the best thing God ever created? A: The vagina. Q: What was the worst thing God ever did? A: Put women in charge of them.
    
13. Thank God I finally found love! Its on Page 126 in the dictionary.
    
14. Welcome to fight club..., you may now kiss the bride.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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