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Thursday January 09, 2025


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  1. I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view.
  2. "You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry" - me practicing for a successful relationship.
  3. The problem with trouble is that it always starts out as fun.
  4. Ever gotten that awkward feeling? ..like the one when you realize you`re chewing on a BORROWED pencil?
  5. My GPS is basically just one more woman in my life who I turn on and then ignore.
  6. The only real difference between my 20s and my 30s is that now I make all my bad decisions before midnight.
  7. Random Thought: How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?
  8. 90% of the apps on my phone don’t do anything except send me notices that there’s a new version of itself.
  9. I was being taught to use some machinery today, and I was quizzed as to the rules of it`s use. When asked what the first rule is I responded, "You do not talk about Fight Club."
  10. Did you know that DNA actually stands for "National Dislectic Association"
  11. The key to a successful relationship: Tools > Internet Options > Clear history.
  12. Why isn`t Wendy`s girl fat? You would think that someone who eats so many Baconators, chicken sandwiches and other burgers, would be quite the porker by now.
  13. You`re always ahead of schedule when it comes to disappointing me.
  14. Just heard a lady say "When in doubt, get a pizza"... I don`t know who this woman is but she`s my new life coach.




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