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Your family tree has a couple of coconuts
For every bad idea you have, I’m always there to tell you…I’m in.
You, my friend, deserve a high-five... that’s four more fingers than I normally give.
It makes me sad that so many women feel like they have to wear makeup and clothes.
Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ & soy sauce.
If you replace the "W" in "where" "what" and "when" with "T" you get answers to the questions.
A man in front of me at Walmart is buying a pregnancy test. I bet this is the one time in his life he wishes she had sent him for tampons!
If you don`t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn`t get your money`s worth.
If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn`t be allowed to talk
Not to brag, but my bathroom floor is so clean I can sleep on it. Apparently.
You`re not the sharpest knife in my back.
Why are there no owls here? I Was lead to believe there would by owls here. #hooters