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1. How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
   
2. My favorite part of the day? The food part.
   
3. I love my car. Without it, I would not be where I am today.
   
4. I can`t face my checkbook so I check my Facebook.
   
5. My neighbor thinks I`m crazy and that I`ve been stalking her. well at least that`s what her diary says.
   
6. Deja poo. The feeling that you`ve heard this sh!t before.
   
7. Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I`ve gotta go find my clothes.
   
8. Here`s a joke for all you mind readers...
   
9. Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?
   
10. The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking!
    
11. This cold weather makes me half the man I used to be.
    
12. A group hug in my family means someone wants to use you as a napkin.
    
13. Dear Fox news,I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.
    
14. There are two types of people in this world, those with common sense and those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves
    
    
    
    
    
    

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