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1. When`s it gonna be the 4th of July? I feel like blowin somethin` up and not gettin` arrested.
   
2. The patience I have for my kids is directly proportional to the amount of people watching me.
   
3. If you blow out the kid`s Birthday candles at enough parties, people will just stop inviting you to them.
   
4. I am not bossy, I just know how to do things the right way.
   
5. when i have children im going to make them watch 2012 and tell them i survived all of that.
   
6. ah... Crocs the 21st century version of the chastity belt
   
7. I fake my LOLs
   
8. May the bridges I burn light the path in front of me...
   
9. Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package.
   
10. Example of the difference between `You`re`and `Your`: 1. "You`re nuts" = "You are nuts" 2. "Your nuts" = "What about my nuts?"
    
11. I was pretty disappointed when my boss said we can`t do throw-back Thursday, or bring tequila shots to work
    
12. Being clean and sober means i’ve showered and am heading to the liquor store.
    
13. I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise.
    
14. Ok everyone enough of your "family" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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