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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. It has been brought to my attention that those stick figure decals on vehicles are not "kill" scores, but actually suppose to represent members of the family. I will be removing all my decals to avoid any further confusion.
  2. MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it`s like they had those babies for nothing.
  3. I think the spork would have caught on better if they called it "a forkin` spoon!"
  4. good boys go to heaven bad boys go every where
  5. Gonna start a new job tomorow at a archaelogical site, I know I`m gonna dig it.
  6. If someone doesn’t stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it’s totally cool and legal to fart in their face as you walk by.
  7. When bears are around, try to look skinny and they won`t eat you. If that doesn`t work, kick your buddy in the nuts and RUN!
  8. I`ll be posting telepathically today.. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
  9. As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me.
  10. I`ve decided to add more positivity in my life. So, now when I say someone`s an a@#hole, I qualify it with......... but he`s really good at it...........and I`m positive about that!
  11. I walked briskly with scissors today. I’m pretty wild.
  12. It`s not my fault you thought I was normal.
  13. The problem with this generation? The cartoons suck.
  14. I`ve often wondered: Who the heck is Pete, and why do we do things for his sake?




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