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1. I always say, "morning." Instead of, "good morning." If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.
   
2. It only takes a second to show someone how you really feel about them... the cops call it indecent exposure, but whatever
   
3. I love how people say they`re "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.
   
4. Not to brag, but I don`t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
   
5. I regret nothing but mostly because I can`t remember most of the stuff I should probably regret
   
6. You say tomato, I say summertime snowball.
   
7. He said the spark between us was gone..so I tasered him..... Ill ask him again when he wakes up
   
8. Time flies when you`re throwing watches.
   
9. It was all so different before everything changed.
   
10. All my life I thought air was free… and then I bought a bag of chips. ^^
    
11. That Awkward Moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you.
    
12. M?o?n?, T?u?e?s?, W?e?d?, T?h?u?r?s?, Friday !!!!
    
13. The worst form of Alzheimer’s is when you walk out of the kitchen and forget to grab a beer.
    
14. The world would be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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