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1. If you think this status is funny someone you hate will step on a lego.
   
2. When I bang my toe against something, it’s like I pressed a button that plays every curse word I know.
   
3. Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
   
4. Corduroy pillows?... They`re making headlines!....
   
5. Starting to believe I`m trouble
   
6. You look like you only got about 5 of your 8 hours of beauty sleep last night...
   
7. Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I’m “the one,” but isn’t talking to a police officer.
   
8. is in his own little world but it´s okay they know me here.
   
9. Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.
   
10. I`m not antisocial. I`m pro leave-me-the-hell-alone.
    
11. The Teen Choice Awards air last tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren`t allowed to vote.
    
12. Don`t be sad if you didn`t get a Valentine`s Day gift, lt`s not the end of the world. That`s still ten months away.
    
13. Organized people are just to lazy to look for things.
    
14. I`ve totally cut carbs out of my diet. Until lunch.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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