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1. My New Year`s resolution is to spend more time wishing my enemies were dead.
   
2. Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There`s a nap for that.
   
3. My therapist cries "Why me?" for the full hour.
   
4. It’s impossible to bring up life insurance with your spouse without it seeming like you plan to have them whacked.
   
5. It`s a shame that stupidity can`t be converted into a usable energy source.
   
6. If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
   
7. If women ruled the world, There would be no wars. just a bunch of counties not talking to each other!
   
8. Old is when you start thinking about the things you used to do more than the things you’re going to do.
   
9. I hate taking down Christmas decorations just to put up Halloween decorations...
   
10. Would I be in a porno for a million dollars? It depends. What kind of porn? Will my mom see it? Do I have to pay the million all at once?
    
11. It`s funny how many people I have in my phones contact list who all have the same name Do Not Answer.
    
12. My To-Do list for today is just a bunch of things I wanna eat.
    
13. I don`t know about you, but I`ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
    
14. What I’m really looking for in a friend is loyalty. And a pool. Mainly just a pool.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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