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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. I’m starting to think that the gym isn’t really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later.
  2. My tombstone will read I should have googled it first.
  3. My New Years Resolution is to be less vain. It`s going to be difficult though, considering how sexy I am.
  4. So no pizza place on Ninja Turtles ever questioned the delivery address being “The Sewer”
  5. Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood, until they move...
  6. Does everyone have that one dumb ass that finds you on Facebook and will not give up? Repeated friend requests, inbox messages, and follows my pages. It is driving me nuts. I understand at some point I will have to give in, but just because I am married to her doesn`t mean I have to like her, right?
  7. Appearing on several episodes of Cops doesn`t make you a TV star.
  8. A few bad decisions really liven up a boring day.
  9. Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart
  10. there is no strong beer, only weak men
  11. Parenting is no different than a bear attack. Curl up and play dead and they usually leave you alone.
  12. I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends.
  13. You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
  14. I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?




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