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1. I’m not paranoid, but everyone thinks I am.
   
2. Does this green St Patrick`s Day beer count as a vegetable.
   
3. Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?
   
4. Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me.
   
5. I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond.
   
6. Someone just told me to "Have a good morning". What about the rest of my day mother f*cker?
   
7. "Of course you`re the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder" - alcohol
   
8. Sunday morning = lazy lay in my bed and fart under my sheets all day :)
   
9. My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account.
   
10. Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan? ;)
    
11. There would be a lot less people willing to run for public office if the losers were required to pick up all the lawn signs afterwards.
    
12. Does running away from your problems count as exercising? If it is, then I`m one hell of a fitness freak
    
13. There is no time to check time
    
14. How many exercise/workout videos does a person have to buy before seeing results?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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