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1. Three decades of playing Tetris have apparently not improved our nation`s ability to stow overhead luggage.
   
2. Half the journey is knowing where you’re parked.
   
3. Son: "Dad, can you write in the dark?" Dad: "Uh, I think so, why?" Son: "I need you to sign my report card."
   
4. If men could have multiple orgasms, lotions would cost more than an iPhone.
   
5. I`m not lazy, I`m in energy saving mode.
   
6. I am losing Facebook friends at an alarming rate. Whatever it is that I said, is working like a charm.
   
7. In a perfect world Taco Bell would deliver...
   
8. A vegan friend on FB said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn`t eat meat... I think if he had to build his own computer he couldn`t whine on FB.
   
9. Apparently “cheesecake & tacos” wasn’t the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are.
   
10. it`s friday o clock
    
11. They don`t even serve apples at Applebee`s. Or bees.
    
12. Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.
    
13. I wan`t you to know that someone cares. not me, but someone.
    
14. The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you`re fighting with your brother.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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