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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. If I could only use one word to describe myself, it would probably be: "not good at following directions".
  2. My girlfriend would be so mad if he found out that I`m telling people she`s my girlfriend.
  3. My wife is going to the hair salon today so for the next few hours I will be practising my reaction.
  4. Hiding from people at parties is my cardio.
  5. Video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.
  6. If you want to preview of the new iPhone 8 and try it out for free before buying it just look at your iPhone 7 and pretend it cost several hundred dollars more.
  7. The only thing worse than "the one that got away" is the one that won`t go away.
  8. Alex, I`ll take WTF for a $1000
  9. One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I`m going to bed
  10. Putting on deoderant and colonge because you haven`t showered in days, is as about as useful as shutting the lid on a toilet after its overflowing.
  11. Having a dirty mind makes simple conversation much more exciting!
  12. There’s a police helicopter above my house right now, so I’m cashing in and calling everyone who has ever said “when pigs fly.”
  13. I’m not positive that having the TV volume on an odd number will destroy the world, but lets not risk it.
  14. New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....




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