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1. I got all my Christmas shopping done. Hope everyone likes bunny ears, ornamental grass, and discounted peeps.
   
2. I bet anyone who`s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
   
3. The olympics is the only time when you hear "Great execution by North Korea" and it seems okay.
   
4. I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
   
5. Be honest, you haven’t even walked a mile in your own shoes.
   
6. "He sure seems like a nice young man" is Grandma-speak for "I`d totally hit that."
   
7. I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
   
8. I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out.
   
9. Sometimes it’s just better to buy new Tupperware than to risk opening the leftovers.
   
10. Would I be in a porno for a million dollars? It depends. What kind of porn? Will my mom see it? Do I have to pay the million all at once?
    
11. I saw my ex girlfriend broken down with two flat tires this morning which made me late for work... Nine times I drove past before she noticed me laughing at her.
    
12. I hate being bipolar, it`s great .
    
13. *calling pizza place* "Hello?" Your pizza tastes like cardboard "Are you sure you`re not eating the box again?" *long pause* *click*
    
14. Fun Fact: Over 97.8% of men have already made mistakes this year that a woman will remind him about for the rest of his days.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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