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1. Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants.
   
2. OH NO !,,,,,,,,, I just realized I can`t stop calling the addiction hotline....
   
3. Still waiting for the day I can illegally download groceries
   
4. There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
   
5. Dropping a can of soda and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not nearly as funny when you live by yourself.
   
6. All I heard was, " I swear it`ll be funny" and then we were in jail.
   
7. If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they`d leave that one on too.
   
8. May your Labor Day contain no Labor!
   
9. I make a great second impression.
   
10. In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead!
    
11. My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
    
12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol at my house may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
    
13. Me: I`m hungry. Fridge: I don`t give a sh*t. Cabinet: B*tch, don`t look at me. Freezer: Lol, you like ice? :-)
    
14. I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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