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1. I want to spend the rest of my life photo bombing the Google street view camera shots dressed as Waldo.
   
2. A wireless bra? They weren`t tricky enough, now I need a password?
   
3. After dinner I like to sit in the garden in my underwear and smoke a cigarette.....but apparently that`s not done at this hotel....
   
4. Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you were thinking.
   
5. Saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons last night. ..Must be going through a tough period in her life.
   
6. Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac Man, for 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died!
   
7. I went to buy condoms and the cashier just said "yeah right" and put em back on the shelf
   
8. *uses Ouija board* NEW PHONE WHO DIS
   
9. Dear Fruity Pebbles: Calorie content w/out milk is unnecessary. Anyone shoving dry Fruity Pebbles down their throat isn’t counting calories.
   
10. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
    
11. I`m so bitchy right now ... I won`t even talk to myself!!
    
12. It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that`s just for the alcohol.
    
13. I took a 5hr energy today. they`re right about being able to multitask because it made me puke and poop at the sametime..
    
14. Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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