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I did 26 situps this morning. It’s not a lot, but then again, how many times can someone snooze an alarm clock ?
Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat.
Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
Men use love to get sex...women use sex to get love...I use coupons to get pizza!
You would never know I had a college degree if you saw how many times I tried to push when it says pull.
It takes balls to be a man.
Based on how I react when the toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, scratch between my butt cheeks....I`m in public.
You know nothing about a woman until she`s drunk and mad at you
I wouldn’t say your ugly, you are just beautichallenged.
I wish I had money so I could be eccentric instead of just weird.
Never change. Unless you’re an a$$hole. Then you should probably change a little.