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1. McDonald’s steps 1) Get really excited about it 2) Eat it 3) Regret eating it 4) Wish you were dead 5) Repeat in a few months
   
2. Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
   
3. Hunting is easier for vegans because it’s easier to sneak up on plants.
   
4. Do you ever think about sh!t you did in the past and just go why the f*ck did nobody punch me in the face?
   
5. Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command.
   
6. Empty your medicine cabinet and put another mirror in there. Scares the hell out of snooping house guests.
   
7. Exercise makes you look better naked. Alcohol does the same, you pick..
   
8. It`s everyone`s favorite holiday season where we try to guess if that was a firework or gunshot
   
9. I was only 6 numbers away from winning the powerball.
   
10. When blondes have more fun do they know it?
    
11. I`d like to thank my exs for encouraging me to learn about cars. Like how to cut the break lines, hoses, or discreetly slash a tire.
    
12. If I get hurt playing Wii Sports, that`s still a sports injury, right?
    
13. I`m motivated by a need to leave something meaningful in the world & a profound desire to shove it in the face of anyone who`s rejected me.
    
14. Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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