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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about.
  2. I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
  3. 9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
  4. I miss being the age when I thought I would have my sh!t together by the age I am now.
  5. The next time there`s an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
  6. If you were born in September, it`s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a BANG
  7. How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat?...She fits into your wife`s clothes.
  8. I hate it when people call dogs "stupid". I mean, when was the last time you saw a dog step in human poop?
  9. $100 for a dozen red what?! That`s a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.
  10. ready for bed - gunna give my sheets some arse and my pillows head;]
  11. Go home Polar Vortex....yer drunk.
  12. You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google.
  13. Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I`d look out the window for that.
  14. In order to avoid hating myself in the morning, I sleep till noon.




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