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1. Still haven`t taken down the Christmas tree. Screw it. We now have a Super Bowl tree.
   
2. I`m 99.9% certain that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid
   
3. I hate when I get to work and I`m at work.
   
4. Relax, we`re all crazy. It`s not a competition.
   
5. If a girl texts you and asks if you think she`s fat and you try to respond "Nooo" autocorrect changes it to "Moo" so that`s pretty cool.
   
6. I`m getting older but I still have my moments...though I don`t always remember where I put them
   
7. Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners...
   
8. I bet people don’t understand that I’m joking 800% of the time.
   
9. What do women say when they are actually fine?
   
10. With my background and genetics, you guys should be happy I am half as normal as I am.
    
11. Everyone`s self worth should only be measured by how useful they would be in the zombie apocalypse.
    
12. I just hope my stalker doesn`t tell my dentist how infrequently I floss.
    
13. I`d love to drown my problems... I just can`t get my spouse to go swimming!
    
14. If I keep hitting the treadmill like I do every night, in a few weeks maybe I`ll learn to turn on the light when I get up to pee in the dark
    
    
    
    
    
    

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