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1. BEER! The official sponsor of hot days!
   
2. Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
   
3. I`ll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
   
4. Gift cards: The best way to say "Here, you figure it out..."
   
5. It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Pokey, but I’ve turned myself around.
   
6. As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called “Identity Theft”.
   
7. There are 2 types of people in this world, those who press “door close” in the elevator before others can jump on & those who are liars.
   
8. My son got one of those `Stop Bullying` wristbands. he took it away from a fat little ginger kid.
   
9. Tupperware: When you want to throw out your food some other day.
   
10. All my life I thought air was free… and then I bought a bag of chips. ^^
    
11. I don`t know why the Petco cashier gave me this look when I asked for the fish`s Birth date.
    
12. We`re all just nudists in disguise...
    
13. If couples who are in love are called `love birds.` Then couples who always argue should be called `angry birds.`
    
14. If Guys Wrote Valentine’s Cards: “I don’t even need beer to think you’re attractive.”
    
    
    
    
    
    

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