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Wednesday December 25, 2024


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  1. Was sitting and doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
  2. I hate it when people come to MY house, knock on MY door then have the nerve to ask me why I`m not wearing pants.
  3. If I treated others how I wanted to be treated, I`d be doing a ton of spontaneous sexual favors for random strangers.
  4. someone told me I am immature and need to grow up ... so guess who is not allowed in my snow fort!!!
  5. If I were the guy who made the Where’s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn’t there.
  6. I know you`re supposed to have 3 balanced meals a day, but how many can I have at night?
  7. Last night I got drunk and ate 3 tennis balls by mistake, f*ck you Pringle`s.
  8. 6 inch - about right, 7 inch - cant complain, 8 inch - f*cking perfect, 9 inch - a bit much, 10 inch - its hurting my insides, 11 inch - I cant take it anymore, 12 inch - I`m absolutely f*cking destroyed ... Aren`t pizza`s just awesome.
  9. How dare you incinerate that I don`t know big words.
  10. If you loose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer.
  11. I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!
  12. Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.
  13. The roof of the McDonalds in my town has 38 Pickle slices on it from times I ordered sh!t without pickles in it.
  14. I can`t wait to miss the upcoming season of American Idol.




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