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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. On a scale from 0 to insane, I`m Batman!
  2. ASKHOLE: A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them
  3. Why do restaurants always say "Shirt and Shoes Required" but never say anything about pants?
  4. I thought I was having deja vu, but it turns out I do the exact same things every day.
  5. Cooking Tip: If you`re tired of always having to boil water everytime you make pasta, boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later ... you`re welcome!
  6. When I get bored I go to a car dealership and ask the salesman to lay in the trunk so I can "see how many I`ll be able to fit".
  7. If I pat you on the back, there`s a 99% chance that I`m only using you as a napkin
  8. If Wyle E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that ACME stuff why didn’t he just buy dinner?
  9. I roasted a turkey today, but I don`t think he got the jokes.
  10. Wish some of my co workers weren`t allowed in the break room... Because that`s who I usually need a break from.
  11. A young man gets sent to jail,and gets put into a jail cell with a convict the size of the Incredible Hulk. After lights out, he hears a whisper from the top bunk."Let`s play Mommy and Daddy. Who do you wanna be?" Thinking quick, the man says "daddy." "Then come up here and suck Mommy`s d!ck."
  12. I`ve upped my driving skills, no go Up yours!
  13. If you don’t like my sense of humor please tell me… so I can laugh at you!
  14. Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.




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