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1. If I don`t make at least one person scream, "WTF" then my day is not done yet.
   
2. If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
   
3. I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it’s the ones we love that hurt us the most.
   
4. My idea of heaven consists of all of the things I`d go to hell for.
   
5. My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.
   
6. Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn`t want to go to the store...
   
7. The girl in the car next to me is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I`m done picking my nose, I`m gonna smile and wave.
   
8. "I don`t see color." - A person who shouldn`t eat snow.
   
9. I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb.
   
10. Facebook`s list of "suggested friends" is quite literally a list of people I`ve been avoiding my entire life.
    
11. If you keep bending your iPhone 6 you`ll eventually have a sweet flip phone.
    
12. A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it`s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can`t really touch anything.
    
13. facebook is the only book we read everyday.
    
14. *Opens box of cereal* We’ve updated our Privacy Policy
    
    
    
    
    
    

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