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1. What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
   
2. Flat screens are nice and all, but they`ll never compare to the television/record player/ liquor cabinet combo extravaganza we had as kids.
   
3. the kids next door challenged me to a water fight. I`m just updating my status while the kettle boils
   
4. I miss newspapers. It`s weird hitting a dog on the nose with an iPad
   
5. Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist.
   
6. It`s almost Valentines Day and I still don`t know what to get myself yet.
   
7. If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I`d totally be expecting some change back.
   
8. My grandparents still use encyclopedias to google stuff.
   
9. Remember when the scariest thing we had to deal with was computers forgetting what year it was
   
10. Today is that day where anything you read online could be totally made up. Oh, wait, that`s every day.
    
11. May you have a prosperous New Year. I may need to borrow money.
    
12. One time I threw a boomerang and lost it.. So now I have to live in constant fear.. O_o
    
13. I don`t need WebMD to tell me what`s wrong with me, I have my mother.
    
14. The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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