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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
  2. I swear that logging in to Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you`re not hungry.
  3. There`s a certain age where you can no longer use the term "Good girl gone bad". It`s more like "Her old a$$ should know better"
  4. The problem with some people is that they`re breathing.
  5. Your day sucked, huh? I`m sure Facebook would love to hear about it.
  6. Give a fish some bread and he`ll eat for a day. Teach a fish to be a flying piranha and he`ll eat for a lifetime.
  7. Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don’t lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
  8. Never tell a lie ... unless it is absolutely convenient
  9. Neighbors just kicked me out of their shower and called the cops. Some of these pokemon go instructions are confusing. A lot of grey area...
  10. Vodka...deleting memories since...uhh...
  11. Every selfie you post should come stamped with a number like a limited edition print. "Attempt 7 of 25".
  12. Depending on the boob, the Bra is either the best or worst invention ever.
  13. I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup, and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever
  14. The nice thing about living in the southern states is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense here.




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