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1. I’d tell you what I’m doing but I’ve learned from other evil villains not to announce my plans first.
   
2. My next relationship will be with someone who thinks "Wine" is a perfectly acceptable answer when he asks what`s for dinner.
   
3. This day is only a margarita away from being a good one.
   
4. Apparently slim chance and fat chance have the same meaning.
   
5. I hate when I’m comfortable in bed and I forget my iPhone in the other room!
   
6. Wonder if Jesus gets screwed out of birthday presents just because his birthday is so close to Santas?
   
7. If you don’t like something change it... if you can’t change it....post it on facebook, so we can "like it" and laugh..
   
8. Had a pizza today without extra cheese. Dieting is hard
   
9. Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
   
10. Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don`t want to look at you.
    
11. This beer sure tastes like I`m on vacation next week!
    
12. I just got this sudden urge to do something productive. Wait nope, false alarm.
    
13. I think it’s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they’re scared. I’m like “you idiot, that’s the first place monsters go!
    
14. Handy tip for new parents : Wake up your baby by gently resting your head on a pillow.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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