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1. When people ask me what I`m going to be on Halloween, the answer is always the same: really drunk
   
2. Why don`t prison inmates just use liquid soap?
   
3. Before I wash my socks, I just throw one in the trash.
   
4. Take your age. Subtract 3. Then add 3. That is your age.
   
5. Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet.
   
6. No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
   
7. We look like we are being productive, but really, we are just talking sh!t about co-workers and how drunk we got last weekend.
   
8. The phrase "Don`t take this the wrong way." has a zero percent success rate.
   
9. May all of us be as good looking/ beautiful as we look on our FB profile pic..
   
10. I am fluent in three languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm
    
11. My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again.
    
12. Going to Colorado this weekend to go ... "Hiking"
    
13. I decided to make a bucket list for when I kick the bucket. Number 1: Wear shoes! Ever tried kicking a metal bucket without shoes?
    
14. *Baby on board* Oh really? Thanks for letting me know, I was about to ram into your car, but now I won’t.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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